Nat asked what they'd say about Michele (she's in the room). Kevin said she went from Geek to Chic! Kevin said Nat went from boyishly busted to gorgeously girly and Jordan went from (forget what) to Pretty in Pink. For Nat said she's going to say girly to Maaaanly". Kevin said he went from fabulous to extra fabulous. Nat said you gotta change your shirt. It's not manly. Kevin said why not. Nat said it's got two pockets on the front. Kevin puts something on and said this looks more gay. Kevin said are you sure I can't wrap something around my neck? Nat said that's girly. Kevin said oh my god. That made it better. Nat said the point is to look like a straight boy. We all know you're gay. Kevin said the point is to look like a straight boy, not straight ugly. Nat gave him something else. Kevin said you're giving me a make-under. She's making him look like Mr. Rogers.

Kevin asks if they know how to do the bend and snap. He says somebody did that. Jordan shows it. (It's from Legally Blonde). Kevin goes to put the scarf on again. Nat says he cannot wear that. Kevin says he's going to walk around like Russell, he walked like this (shows them). They all laugh. (Kevin at least has a sense of humor. It was pretty funny that he keeps on trying to dress his outfit up and Nat keeps freaking out, saying he can't wear it).

They're getting dressed. Kevin said you girls can't outshine me. Mich comes in in sunglasses. Kevin gasps and says you look good in that. Nat puts on a shirt and is showing cleavage. Kevin said where'd that come from? Nat keeps on telling Kevin to take off his blue undershirt. She says she will not participate if he doesn't take it off. He says it looks good. Kevin said Mich looks so good, she looks like a rock star. Jordan comes out in glasses and pink shirt. Kevin said that's like a school girl. Hello Dental Hygenist Jordan. She has her hair up and then waves her hair around. Kevin said he's getting aroused right now. Nat is getting dressed and kevin keeps saying "okay. okay. okay" He tells her she needs to go girly. Nat doesn't look much different. LOL.

Jordan adjusting herself. She said she needs to lose some weight. Mich has a black robe on. Kevin looks at her and says "YES!" like he approves. He said you girls look good! Mich said you don't realize that I've spent the majority of my life looking busted. Kevin said you don't look busted. Gordan wants to know when she'll let her hair down. Kevin shows her. Mich asks when she wears those shorts she's wearing. She says clubbing but they're tight. Kevin said they're still loose. Jordan asked Mich if she's going to wear the shades. Mich said she's got them in her pocket. She said usually she'd pick up glasses like that and think they're too cool for her. Mich says the good thing is that we'll be drinking too like that judge on American Idol. LOL. Kevin said only positive critiques. Kevin's standing up on one of the cubes in the house. Nat picks up a falick looking metal thing. Kevin laughs. Nat said let's make up nicknames like Scrappy Doo. Jordan's nickname is Gucci. Mich is Dr. Delicious. Kevin is K-town.

Kevin said she went from Scrappy don't to Scrappy Do. Mich gives Nat an 8, her luxurious hair. Jordan gives her a 10. She had a nice fitted top and did away with her boy shorts. Jordan said she can wear white shorts because she can wear a tampon.

Next is Mich. Michele aka Dr. Delicious. She went from geek to chic. Jordan said she gives Mich a 10, she lost 20 something pounds. She has makeup, she looks freakin awesome and hot. Kevin said Mich has a secret cuz Mich has a twin that cleans because who is this?! Nat gave Mich a 10. She went from freak to gorgeous. Mich said she didn't show her vajayjay. Kevin laughs and says they did not have a vajayjay shot.

Jordan comes out aka Gucci is Pretty in Pink. This future dental hygienist...let's just say she's going to be good at giving oral examinations. Kevin says she's got some junk in the trunk. He asks what the score was last time. They say 20. Mich gives a 10 she went from a hot mess to a hotness. She gives her a PHD in hotness. Nat gives her a 10. Nat said nobody can do like Kevin (i.e. host like Kevin. Now Nat has to get up and announce Kevin and is fumbling). Nat keeps pestering him to take the shirt off. Nat has to think of what to say. She doesn't know. Stage fright. Kevin said for the other girls to help Natalie out. He grabs the scarf and she keeps on saying NO! Nat said we have our host, Kevin aka K-fed. She realizes she made a mistake and they all laugh. Kevin comes out w/ attitude and says you need to correct that, bitch. She says it's K-town. She does the girly to maaanly thing. Says he's looking straightlicious. He walks out like a model then realizes he's not walking like a straight person. He tries to walk like Russ again. Kevin doesn't how straight guys do that. He pounds his chest and says can I get your digits. What up? What up? Yeah! Jordan gives him a 10.5 cuz he's smokin'. Mich said she doesn't give him a 10.5 cuz she follows the rules. She gives him a 10. She'd like to take him home tonight.

They're going thru several wardrobe changes. I'm not gonna report all of it. I'll post pictures. I accidentally deleted over Jordan's so I'll try to get another. Now they're going to dress up.

I'll post some pics as soon as I get them uploaded but otherwise, I'm out for the night.

I have to say I'm getting tired of Nat's "straight" comments toward Kevin. Here are the pics I got:

Our host, Kevin (I think this one he's looking at Michele going "YES! YES!" but on the first fashion show, he had a black shirt/jacket thing on over this blue shirt he's wearing. This is the blue shirt Nat said was gay.



Michele as Dr. Delicious:


Jordan as a naughty school girl (she earlier had her hair up in a bun and twirled her hair around:



Didn't get a pic of Nat. She didn't really look THAT different or that great - she was wearing white shorts and the black & leopard print tank...BFD. I also didn't get a pic of Kevin the first time around w/ his jacket on. I was too busy typing before I realized I forgot. Here's him the 2nd go round:



Jordan:


Sporting Jeff's hat:



Michele:

I accidentally saved over one of her pics so this is the best I got:




Snatch - I got one pic of her just to be somewhat fair although I felt dirty even getting a SS:

I didn't really watch it since WG covered most of it & I have no interest in watching their fashion show. I actually have no interest in watching any of it now that Kevin has won Pov & he & Snatch are all comfy. All I have of the last hour is JM said she thought Snatch was in her 20s when she 1st met her but then she said she was 18 & she believed her.

They talked about how Snatch now knows how to put a tampon in thanks to JM's lesson & JM talks about how girls have 3 holes, the pooh hole, the period/ penis hole, & the pee hole.

& then finally, trying to push Kevin into girls & he says there is nothing about girls that turn him on.


I won't be on the feeds today or tomorrow. So if anyone could cover I'd appreciate it. & this is the time of year that there just won't be that much to cover. We won't really have anything until Tue night to watch endurance & HoH & then Wed after they do Part 2 of HoH. Til then we will just have KevSnatch talking about getting rid of Michele & thinking they got HoH for sure against JM. & then Kevin will work each of the Noms to see who he can get the better deal out of & tell each girl the same thing. & then finally Snatch will make sure to work that jury vote against Kevin & JM/ Michele. Lather, rinse, repeat for the next 2 days.

I added my pictures. Sorry I was too tired last night after.

Jordan is the first one awake. She was tossing and turning. She went to the bathroom and now is going back to bed.

Nothing much to report. Jordan outside sunbathing floating in the pool. Looks like Michele still in bed in the PR. Kevin and Nat...who knows...who cares?

1:55 BB calls Kevin to the DR.

2:13 BB calls Snatch to the DR.

Still nothing to report. BB keeps on zooming in on Jordan. Other feed on Kevin sitting outside on the couch.

When I was watching BBAD I noticed the updates on the bottom, lets hope they are true and Keven has wised up to the fact that he can't win against Nat. If it's true he doesn't want to take Nat, then he should make a deal with Mich. She would win Endu. and she hates Nat so wouldn't take her to f2.......


Please please let it be true!!!!!!

They call Mich to the DR.

I see Snatch poke her ugly head out of the sliding door to come retrieve Kevin. Kevin comes into the DR. He says he was exhausted. Nat said she went to bed about 3, they all three got in the jacuzzi. Kevin said a girl's night? Nat said eh. I always just talk to Jordan, so it's like Mich isn't even there. Kevin said I don't know why you don't like her. I like her as a person. Nat said she doesn't. She thinks she's evil. Ugh. My feeds cut out. She doesn't want to act like she's her best friend. She doesn't know. Kevin says but...in a way, it's like, it's because she's playing the game. She knows that I have to...He says by the way, she said she wasn't going to hang out w/ you because she wanted to show she doesn't have allegiance to you. Nat said I don't know. Nat said she's not thinking. Kevin said you haven't clued Jordan in have you. He says he will kill her. Nat said no. She says Jordan is freaking out and thinks that Mich & Kevin made a deal. Nat said at her nomination speech, her nomination ceremony was never a ploy. Kevin was never her target. The reason she dressed the way she did, was to throw Michele off. She wanted MIch wanted to think that Kevin was the target and wanted to throw her off an inch (she didn't believe that shit, bitch). Nat said I know Kevin gets the vote, but this is my vote. Nat wants them to know that all that shit was a plan, it was a ploy. You just got got because the ploy worked. Kevin asked Nat to take ownership of the ploy...don't say WE. Nat said she's going to tell them that Kevin knew he was a pawn but she won't say WE. (If she's stupid enough to think that Michele believed for an INSTANT that Kevin was REAL the target, she's dumber than I thought...Nat, that is.)

Kevin said just don't get into details. He said just don't drag my name into it (what a pussy). Nat said you got lucky, because you increased your odds because Nat couldn't play (like she's talking to Michele). Kevin said she got cocky. Kevin said and I won, thank you Jesus. Kevin asks her to be normal w/ Jordan but Wednesday...Nat interrupts. She tells Kevin that Jordan is going to ask Kevin straight up if she's going the day before. Kevin wants to do...he needs to stop thinking of Jordan as this weak player, as this sweet, southern belle and more as this bitch he wants to get out. If she were Jeff, what he would do is, on Wednesday he's going to heavily make her think he's keeping Michele so that way she really has the shits, she really has diarrhea. He wants her to lose sleep like Jeff did. The only thing Kevin asks Nat to do is act like she's worried. Nat said she is. Nat said what about Michele. Kevin said keep talking to her. He said he's going to talk to her about game but not give her an answer like "I don't know...eh". Kevin said we need to do a mental fuck. We're talking serious money now. Kevin said that's the whole point of the speech, to mess w/ their minds. Why do we need to explain to them? Kevin said that's why she's got diarrhea. Kevin said she knows she got got. Nat said it was to make them feel like an idiot. She's practicing another speech, so I mute. I'm muting the rest of this. I don't think I can listen to Kevin and Nat talk alone at all anymore. I'm sorry.

FINALLY - the feeds aren't all on Kevin and Snatch.

The girls outside - Mich & Jordan outside. I hear Mich said Michele's made so many enemies that it would be smarter for Nat to take Michele. Jordan said if ya'll made it to the F3, I feel he would take you over Nat. Jordan said if I made it, I feel like he would take Nat. Michele said there's nothing she can really do, make food, sleep. She doesn't really want to talk to Natalie. She said she doesn't want to spend her last week in the house with Natalie. Jordan says GOD! I wish we had a new mystery power or something. Mich says if anyone has the mystery power, it's Natalie. (giggles). Jordan goes inside. Mich outside on couch eating loudly.

Jordan comes back out. Mich said she was thinking the fact that she approached Nat and Kevin separately, the deals were to basically to take out the other person. so both weren't talking about their deal making. Jordan said you don't think they told each other? Mich said Kevin told Natalie I think, but I don't think Natalie told Kevin everything. Jordan said I just can't see them turning on each other, ya know? They could've known the whole time he was going on the block and that could've been to psyche me and you out. Mich said this game, it's the part that gives her trouble because she can't read people. Jordan said she's trying not to think about it, just let whatever happens, happens. But she knows she is. She wishes they could do the puzzle over again. She thinks she could've got that done so fast. Instead, she wasted too much time on the first one because she was stressing herself out. Mich said she got so flustered, it wasn't even funny. Jordan was thinking her ass was on the line, she knows Mich was thinking the same thing. Mich said I don't know if I would've done better if all of us were by ourselves and they would've timed it. Jordan said yeah! I don't know if it would've helped me though because she kept thinking the first one was Jeff and Jeff wasn't an answer. Mich said if Jeff was an answer for some of them, they would've had an easier time (giggle). Jordan goes to check on clothes then goes inside. Michele's really smacking on the food she's eating, so I mute.

Jordan comes out and asks about washing her dress. It's dry clean only. Mich says we're out of the dry clean bags. Jordan says she's going to wash it in the "hand washable" cycle. Mich goes to put on her bikini. No talking now except Kevin and Nat and I'm not going there....Jordan out in the pool laughing to herself. LOL. About it.

I'll be on later.

Nat and Kevin outside playing pool. I caught only a little...more than I wanted to. Them making fun of Michele. I get from what little I heard that Nat MIGHT be afraid that Kevin will keep Michele because he said he assure Natalie that he might hear them out, but he wants to assure her that she's staying. Nat says something about not trying to sympathize with her (to Kevin). Nat making up her own rules on pool. Kevin said it was ironic that Mich said she doesn't respond well to threats but she said if you send me out this week, you will not get my vote but if you keep me this week and I go next week, at least I know you'd have given me this chance. I'm not listening to her/him. Michele is in the PR by herself from what I can tell. Her eyes are open, so she's not sleeping. Nothing besides the 2 assholes talking from what I can tell. I see from my 4 feeds that it looks like Natalie is making her stupid calendar. I don't care to hear them. So that's about it. I don't see Jordan as of yet.

I'm out.