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Who did Rachel nominate & who are the Have Nots?
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Enzo tells us after Annie's Eviction that Blechel is next on The Brigade's list. Brendon tells us that he & Rachel are going to run this house. Brendon then comes clean w/ the house [this is right after Annie walked out of the house & before the HoH Competition] that Annie was telling the truth about his occupation. We saw DRs from both Andrew & Ragan saying they are still keeping their real jobs from the house.
Can I just say what a whore Rachel looks like? Her over the top makeup & then her dress that is so short BB had to keep blurring her "meow meow". & let me add, I can't stand Britney but she is winning me over w/ some of her catty comments. I can't deny the bitch can be funny sometimes. Britney told us that Rachel isn't smart enough to wear pants. & later in the episode when everyone has to follow her up to show off her Hoh room Britney said she followed her floppy butt cheeks. The girl is a total "Mean Girl" but some of her shit is pretty fricking hilarious. Back to the show..
Andrew jumped up & down like a lunatic after Rachel won HoH. Hayden compared it to a kid on Xmas & then said Hanukkah. The house all believed that Rachel will not be the HoH this week & Brendon will be calling the shots.
Matt & Enzo talked about what they need to do this week & think they screwed up letting Annie go. Gee, ya think? Break up a POWER OF TWO! How many times do I need to say that?
Blechel celebrate Rachel's win by her creepily straddling him & their Grandma kisses. Brendon wants to talk shit about Britney & Monet more than he wants to get it on w/ Rachel. There is just something not right w/ that guy. I don't know if he is just uncomfortable w/ PDA, is just using Rachel for his game, they are both just horrible actors hired by the show, he plays for the other team, what? Their grossmance is just so cringe inducing.
Enzo & Britney talked about Andrew's reaction & they suspect he has an alliance w/ Blechel. Britney then confronts Andrew on his behavior after Rachel won. She said she saw how excited he was when she & Monet didn't win & she didn't think it was very tactful & it hurt her feelings. Britney totally doesn't have me on her side here at all. As Andrew explained, she has been after him the whole time & he hasn't hid his dislike of her. I don't know why it is so shocking that he was happy the Mean Girls didn't win. Britney has been mean to this guy non-stop. The stuff she says behind his back is really over the top. Like she wants to take his Yarmulke & throw it in the garbage & cover it w/ sausage that isn't Kosher. That ain't Kosher, honey.
Rachel got her Hoh Room & Matt said it best. He has to act like he cares about something he doesn't care about. Luckily they edited this down a lot. This was on BBAD & Rachel was on my last nerve. You had to hear her talk about her Tequila non-stop. & did you know she's from Vegas? If you didn't, she will tell you. & then again in 5 minutes. & that laugh. It haunts me.
Kristen is pretty invisible so they showed a little segment on her where she talks about how birth marks are allegedly stab wounds from a past life. Alrighty then. Hayden obviously likes nutty chicks w/ a lazy eye & enjoys a camel toe. They flirt a bit & while it doesn't gross you out like Blechel, it is so dull. She tells him she usually shields herself from people. This just turns him on more cuz he is used to girls throwing themselves at him & he finds her mysterious. She said she doesn't like cocky guys & he defends his cockiness by saying there is a fine line between cockiness & confidence.
& then we get to see the 3rd Showmance of the season. Britney & Monet. They sit around all day & mutter beneath their breath about the other HGs. Britney does most of the bashing. It's all mean but some is funny as hell.
Hayden talked to Rachel in HoH. He said Brendon is a smart guy & will lead her in the right direction. Hayden told us his concern was keeping him, Kristen & Brigade safe. Rachel asked him who he thought would put him up. He said Britney. Rachel said Britney is so catty & will say whatever it takes. DUH! Rachel said Kathy is the only girl she wants to talk to. Hayden said he is attracted to Kristen. Rachel said she wanted to have an alliance of Blechel & Hayten. Hayden didn't jump on this though. He hesitated & said everyone would go against them & he doesn't want to form alliances this early. This of course made Rachel suspicious & wonder if she could trust him.
Matt was next in HoH w/ Rachel & he acted all paranoid that he was going up but he told us in the DR that he was just acting that way & was confident he wasn't in any danger. Rachel had no idea why he would think he would go up & he said cuz of Andrew & how he reacted when she won. Rachel told us that Matt's paranoia has now put him on the list as a possible Nominee. She & Brendon discussed him & think now that he is hiding something.
For the Have or Have Not competition they were broken up into 3 teams of 4. Rachel hosted & is from the Annie school of over-acting. 1 person from each team would be taped to a wall that is laying flat on the ground. They would have 10 minutes to get them on there as tight as they can. Then the wall would slowly raise up while the teams could squirt the players w/ water. Last team up would decide which 4 people were a Have Not. Ragan, Kathy & Britney were chosen to go on the wall. Kathy cuz she sucks at everyone but lying around like a slug.
Kristin's Jenius idea for her team was to have Ragan keep one leg bent so when the wall was vertical he could balance himself. Then they barely taped the guy. So when the wall was up no one targeted him cuz he was just going to fall on his own, which he did after 33:17minutes.
Britney was the main target. She's the lightest & has the best tape job. She got pissed though cuz she said people were going for her face & that's personal. Now, while I agree w/ her, I bet you any money if Rachel or Kristen were up there she would have been aiming at their faces as well. So cry me a river, honey. She eventually started sliding down & the duct tape that went across her was now choking her & she couldn't breathe & started panicking so the boys had to cut her down. Matt, Hayden, Kathy & Andrew won & they decided Britney along w/ her team of Monet, Brendon & Enzo would be the Have Nots. Can I tell you how happy that made me to know I wouldn't have a week of watching Rachel trying to rape Brendon every night? Britney was pissy that she was made a HN but them's the brakes. America voted to give them fish sticks & fruit cake. The one I said was the lessor evil of the 3. I LOVE fish sticks!
Then they got another Saboteur message & the fuzzy figure slowly became Annie & she told them she knows some people had their suspicions of her but think most will be surprised. She said it was fun while it lasted & wished them all good luck & she has no hard feelings. Matt told us he was totally wrong about the Saboteur & he doesn't admit he's wrong very often. Enzo said he knew it. The house all celebrated in getting the rat out of the house, week 1.
Rachel brought Britney up to HoH & told her she was scared that if Britney had won she would have put up Blechel. Britney told her they are not her target but then we go into the DR where she tells us of course she would have. Britney talked about the whole Andrew celebration thing.
Rachel also talked to Monet & had the same conversation w/ her. Monet also denied targeting them & said she would go after Andrew & a floater. If you don't have or read the feeds, Rachel has like one of the worst game strategies ever. She is modeling herself after Janelle, who lost twice. She wants to get out all the weak people first & only those she deems deserving of playing will be left & then the game can begin. & for someone who keeps telling us how smart she is, she doesn't know what a floater is. Like she says Jordan last year was a floater. & Natalie. No, honey. Those lines were drawn & not crossed. Just cuz they suck at playing the game & happen to get to the end does not make them a floater. & someone Under the Radar also is not a Floater. They're just pussies. But it is a game strategy. The floaters of this season so far are Ragan & Kathy. Telling the person in power what they want to hear but also strategizing against them does not make you a floater. But I digress...
So Monet used the whole floater thing & that got Rachel thinking about Matt & his paranoia. I don't know why that makes him a floater but again, Rachel isn't very smart.
Hayden talks next w/ both of Blechel in HoH. They want to know if Hayden is on their side or not cuz they don't want anyone wishy washy. Hayden told us his primary concern is his safety so he has to let them think he is on their side. Brendon told him he would love for them & Hayten to be Final 4. He said he doesn't trust Enzo, Lane or Matt. Hayden was sent into a panic after hearing his Bro's names so when asked who they should put up, he said putting up Britney & Monet would not create waves in the house. Brendon had to point out again that Monet has the $10,000.
Before Nominations Matt said he is totally confident his false paranoia worked. Britney didn't think Rachel was after her but was after Monet & Britney is guilty by association & was afraid she would go up. Hayden was also nervous cuz he put Blechel up so they could put him up. Rachel told us she targeted people who would put Blechel up. NEWS FLASH! EVERYONE but Andrew would have put you up! Kathy & Ragan are floaters so they would have done what the house wanted. Kristen said last week that she would have put Britney & Monet up but I think if she had the power she might not have done it cuz it would be too early in the game to make that move. Or maybe not cuz those girls hate each other. So maybe Andrew & Kristen wouldn't. But everyone else would have.
The keys came out in this order: Brendon - Kathy - Hayden - Ragan - Kristen - Enzo - Matt - Andrew - Lane. Britney & Monet are nominated. Rachel said Monet is up cuz she has the $10,000 & Britney is in a difference alliance than her. Then Rachel says as a compassionate human, she knows what it's like to be on the block & a Have Not. She's such a dipstick.
Britney cried in the DR but still made me laugh as she said she is pre-menstrual & no one looks cute when they cry. Monet said she doesn't like Rachel & this makes her dislike her more. Rachel said Monet & Britney won't bring Blechel far. Hayden said the Brigade & girl he likes is safe so all is good.
PoV was played on Saturday so check those feeds if you want to find out what happened. The Ceremony will be on Monday around 2pm Central.
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