It's Ba-ack.  Though you would never know it cuz they messed w/ the formula so much & basically made it a Freshmeat challenge w/ only RR veterans. 

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It is hosted by some guy named Drew Bell.  I got no idea who he is.  They will have a mission each week & if they win they get $10,000 towards the "handsome reward".  But they also have to nominate 1 guy & 1 girl to go to "The Pit" [Duel, Inferno, etc] & then the viewers get to vote on roadrules.mtv.com which one goes in & then we pick someone from "The Pit Crew" [Freshmeat] to go against them.  Whoever wins goes on the RV.  The RR guys pick the girl for nomination & vice versa.  If they lose 2 missions in a row they have to nominate 4 people & 2 will leave.  They will also get a Mazda 3 if they win the reward.

The RR cast are Abram, Adam, Kina, Shane & Susie.  Yeah I know.  Kina, Veronica & Shane?  Come on now.  There are a ton of better alumni they could have chosen.  But I am just thankful Veronica's bitch Rachel isn't there too.  The 2 of them together make the shows unwatchable.  Veronica tells us this is the first time she has had to be on a Winnie since she was on Semester at Sea.  Then she lies & says she is used to eating filet mignon & sushi every night.  If you got so much money, why are you whoring yourself on yet another reality show? 

Adam tells us that the experience is the handsome reward & he wants to stay as long as he can.  Susie hopes she can keep the peace w/ Kina.  Shane tells us over & over how he & Veronica are friends outside of the show & she is the only one who understands him & the others will be challenged by their relationship.

For their first mission they had to get in guy/ girl pairs & get in a car on a platform above a pool.  They release the break & bungee down in the car.  When it is done bouncing up & down they take off their belt & have to get 3 suitcases out of the back & throw them in the pool & then jump in & get them to the finish line on the deck.  Their times will be combined & as a team have to do it w/in 5 minutes.

Abram tells us it is in his & Veronica's best interests to split up this mission.  So he goes w/ Kina first & they finish in 1:19.  Adam & Veronica bring the clock to 2:50 so they did it in 1:31.  Susie struggled in the water but they ended up bringing the clock to 4:26 so they did it in 2:16 I think.  I suck at math.  They win the mission but still have to nominate 2 people.

Susie tells everyone if they nominate her she won't be mad & will go in & do her best.  Shane said the same & claims he doesn't like anyone more than anyone else... even though he has a relationship w/ Veronica.  WTF do you keep throwing that in people's faces?  & being her friend should be something to be ashamed of, not shouting it from the rooftops.  Susie's no fool & she tells us that their first thing to do should be breaking up Shane & Veronica.

The girls & guys separate to discuss what they are doing.  Veronica suggests drawing a name out of a hat.  Susie said she won't do it unless the guys do it too.  Adam tells the guys that if Susie or Kina stabbed him in the back it would be like being betrayed by a bestfriend.  Another idiot going to out his alliance.  Susie says she wants to vote for Shane.  Kina said her too.  Veronica told them to admit it is cuz of her alliance w/ Shane.  Neither girl denies it.  Veronica thinks it is unfair.  Unfair?  Give me a break.  The guys have a similar convo going on w/ Abram saying that Adam wants to protect his 2 friends there to save himself.  Abram said he will also vote for Veronica cuz she has lied to him on multiple occasions.  So Shane is outnumbered.

The guys go to the girls & tell them that they have chosen Veronica.  Susie said she votes for Shane so she can save her spot.  Kina agreed.  Shane told us that he knew that Kina was voting for him cuz she wouldn't look at him all day but he was surprised about Susie cuz she seems so nice.  Veronica couldn't understand why her friendship stands out more than Adam/ Susie/ Kina's.  Kina said she knows how Veronica plays the game.  Shane said Kina is afraid of Veronica & she said she isn't.

Adam said Shane wouldn't make a decision.  Shane said he wanted to pull from a hat.  Adam said that isn't a decision.  Veronica makes the lame threat that if she comes back & they vote her in again she will ruin their time.  Whatever bitch.  I would vote her in every single time she is there.  Veronica tells us they have started playing the game w/ the girl who created it.  WTF is she talking about?  Does this mean she is going to steal people's clothes, fuck a bunch of guys & steal a term paper?  That's what she invented.  I am voting for Veronica & hope she gets her ass kicked cuz she ruins every show she is on.  Go home to Rachel.

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