WTF crawled up Nigel's ass tonight?

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I don't know what the fuck is wrong w/ Nigel but he was a total douchenozzle this episode.  He was constantly talking down to the audience.  He starts off by saying now that it has gone to America's votes he thinks it will put some people where they can't vote them off.  I know earlier today he Tweeted some bullshit whining thing about that so I had a good guess at what was going to happen.

Then Mary continued the bullshit by saying she will have something to say IF America gets it wrong.  I was about to bitch up a storm about that but Adam basically said what  I was going to, but in a nicer way.  This is a show looking for AMERICA'S FAVORITE DANCER.  So your bullshit technique crap doesn't fucking matter.  Don't put it to America's vote then if you are just going to tell us we're wrong.  No one is wrong when you are basing it on your personal preference.

Ellenore & Ryan were put in the Bottom 3 right away.  Adam thinks they would have been safe if they had committed a little harder.  I won't drag this out like the show does.  The other 2 couples in the bottom were Pauline & Peter and Karen & Kevin.  Mary said she wasn't surprised that Pauline & Peter were there cuz they didn't find the magic.  I KNEW that Karen had to be in the bottom since Nigel was in such a foul mood.  He said if this was based on dance, than America got it wrong.  He said America protected Mollee & Nathan.  STFU Nigel.  Then he goes on to rip apart poor Nathan & called him immature for his reply last night saying he thought he was hot.  Nigel just had to keep attacking the poor kid & said Nathan is only there cuz America likes him & not cuz of his dancing & he thinks it's sad.  Oh really Nigel?  Um, he's there cuz YOU put him on the show.  America had nothing to do w/ it.  YOU have kept him here til this point.  Not us.  & it isn't Nathan's fault that your fugly Karen is in the Bottom.  It's YOURS!  If you weren't constantly shoving her down our throats she wouldn't get the backlash.  Plus she doesn't have the talent that you keep claiming she has.  Hell, her solo was just her walking back & forth really fast.  Yeah, such talent.

The judges deliberated & when they came back Nigel picked up where he left off & wanted to make a note to everyone & said that no one gave a decent enough performance tonight to stay.  The audience boo'd him & he told them to shut up.  Real classy.  He said they keep saying this is this Top 20 is brilliant but they have to prove it.  How about, no they don't?  Stop saying it if it isn't true.  You can't state something as fact & then expect it to happen.  If only that could happen.  Hey, did you know I won the Powerball this week?  I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!

The girls were up first.  He said Karen is w/o question the most smoldering Latin dancer they've ever had on the show & the viewers are intimidated by her beauty so she doesn't get the votes she deserves.  Ugh.  Is Nigel porking this chick?  WTF?  Sorry dude but I am not intimidated by her fugliness.  Yeah I wish I had that skin & those teeth.  Whatever.

He told Ellenore not to lose her competitive edge by being quirky.  Then he goes on the attack on Pauline saying she has gotten by on her charisma & personality.  No she has gotten by cuz you have put her through.  Pauline was out.  So I am 1 for 2 so far.

Nigel said the judges were unanimous for both the girls & the guys.  He told Ryan if he was going to do a roundoff into a somersault he has to do it better.  Then he made an unfair comparison to Aday.  I was screaming at the TV for Nigel to STFU.  I liked Aday.  But that season is over & I so don't care about that cast anymore.  This is THIS season.  Get over it.  & yourself.  Nigel said Ryan's partnership is strong.

He said Peter hasn't had a starring role & they haven't seen his star quality.

Kevin is improving & he was safe.  Peter was out.  So I was 2 for 2.  I really hope Nigel's talking down to the viewers totally blows up in his face & Karen is in the bottom every fucking week.  I wonder if she got the least amount of votes too w/ just how pissy Nigel was.  I don't need Nigel telling me who is hot & who can dance thankyouverymuch.  If you only want your opinion represented then don't open it up to America's vote.

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