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Which Veruca Salt was able to pull out the win?
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Julie says it's Day 73. JM tells us she didn't want to rub it in Snatch's face that she won Round 2 but she was so excited. Kevin said it worked perfectly cuz Snatch is no longer in the equation. He always felt Snatch would betray him & thinks JM will take him cuz Snatch has more friends on the jury. Snatch tells us now she will just work on having them both take her to F2.
Snatch tells Kevin she feels he will take JM & that she doesn't think JM will take her either. Kevin tells us she is correct to think he won't take her cuz JM doesn't have friends on the jury like Snatch has.
Kevin asked JM if she is on board for them to be F2. JM said she is but she doesn't think Kevin will pick her. Kevin said if he wins HoH he is 1000% picking her cuz he at least has a shot at 1st against her. JM tells us she keeps telling Kevin she will pick him but she is really going to take Snatch cuz Kevin has won more competitions than her.
Snatch asked Kevin if he wants to play pool & he says nope. What TV watchers may not know, Snatch is a bully & she is constantly ordering people around. She has been incessant in making Kevin play pool w/ her. If you haven't seen the YouTube, the bitch even cheats. Hell, she cheats at Solitaire. So Kevin is tired of playing pool w/ her.
Snatch goes inside & tells JM that she hopes they stay in contact & stay friends. JM tells her if Kevin takes snatch then Snatch has her vote & she will tell everyone in the jury to vote for her. She said Kevin has told her she is taking her [JM] & is telling Snatch the same thing. JM tells us when she tells Snatch she is taking her to F2 it is genuine. JM tells Snatch if Kevin evicts her, Snatch has her word that she has her vote. Snatch said the same back to her.
Kevin tells Snatch he feels he doesn't have a shot against either of them. He said he burned Jefro & he tells JM what to do. Snatch said he would have Lydiot & Michele's votes against her [Snatch]. Snatch said she doesn't have a guaranteed vote. She said she will vote personally & whoever kicked her out wouldn't get her vote. Kevin said he feels he is playing for 2nd but thinks he should beat either of them cuz he's won more competitions. He said he doesn't know what to do. Snatch asked if he is insinuating that he is going back on their deal. She said he's talking out of his ass. She stomps off telling him he's made her upset. Ah, poor little Veruca.
Julie goes live to the house & asked Kevin what did he learn being in there & he said to have more confidence in himself.
She asked Snatch what she will miss the most & she claimed living w/ 12 people & said she will miss all of them. Yeah I didn't buy it either.
What did JM learn? She said she didn't think she would last long w/o her family & feels like a grown girl.
We go to the Jury House. Jefro said some stones were thrown at first but they are all over it. Russell thinks Kevin will come next. Jesshi said Michele. Jefro made fun that Lydiot will raise her hand to say Michele cuz Jeche did. He thinks JM & Michele will be safe this week. Russell tells us he doesn't want to see Michele cuz they got pretty close & he wants her to win. Michele arrives. Jeschi cheered her arrival. Russell said he was so sad to see her.
Michele tells them about Pandora's Box & Snatch's proposal. Jefro asked if her boyfriend was a tool too but Michele said they didn't meet him. Jefro wonder is she made up the engagement.
Lydiot tells Michele that Snatch is 24. Michele said that's what she thought & scoffs that Snatch has said she has played the most honest game.
They watch the DVD & were all disgusted at Snatch's outfit for the nominations. Lydia said she's Queen of the trailer park. Jefro said just for that outfit, no vote.
Michele hopes Kevin & JM are Final 2. Jeshie said he would vote for Michele before he would vote for Snatch. Lydiot hopes Kevin boots Snatch. Michele said she is not sure Kevin would do it.
The jury sat outside to do their roundtable. Russell said the 3 that didn't win a lot are the F3 so who played the best? Lydiot said she respects people who win competitions. Jefro said the 3 remaining are not those people & all the strong people are sitting here. I thought it was funny how bitter Jefro was & how he was outright attacking Lydia, not that she doesn't deserve it, but he was so up on a high horse about the things that Russell said to JM, after SHE attacked HIM & he was defending himself, & Jefro is no better when he talks down to women. Jefro tells Lydiot that her little Kevin wasn't so sweet. Lydiot counters that his little JM wasn't so sweet either. Then Jefro got all cunty & called Lydiot a road cone & so on. Such the bitter banana.
Jeshcie said KevSnatch played a better game than JM. Jefro said they had many times to vote JM out & didn't & she got as far as she did cuz she played the game. Ummm. Not even close, bud. JM played this game the least out of anyone. Hell, Braden played more & he was gone the 1st week. Just cuz you get to the end cuz of bigger fish to fry doesn't mean you played even a little bit.
Lydiot said JM got her out & stayed longer than Jefro. Russell said she's the sweetest girl & her smartest move was attaching herself to Jefro. She didn't make one power play. Lydiot said Jefro handed her HoH. Jefro says a win's a win. Yeah, sure. Lydiot said she was his marionette. Jefro said Jeschiey's hand is up Lydiot right now controlling her.
Russell said they fell for Snatch as the little girl but thinks she fell into her strategy by mistake. She was losing competitions so then thought she was better off losing everything.
Michele said she would attach herself to the new person in power & thinks it was a smart move. Jefro said Snatch doesn't deserve anything cuz she didn't do anything [just like your girl JM] & all she did was kiss ass. Jefro thinks Jechiey was the strongest player so she attached to him. Then Chima. He said he doesn't care about her age but she acted like she was 12.
Lydiot said Kevin was responsible for getting out 3 Athletes. Jefro scoffed at that even though it is true. Kevin was pivotal in getting the 3 Athletes out that are on the jury. Michele said Kevin would pit people against each other w/ his lies. Jefro said Kevin was right to get him out cuz he would have won if he stayed. Stuck up much? Michele said she told Kevin she would vote based on strategy but is bitter.
The HoH competition was the same as usual. They are told the beginning of a juror's statement & they had to answer A or B on how it was finished. There would be 5 questions & the person w/ the most correct wins.
Jessi said the best thing about the house was... the ladies, oh yeah/ having time to work on his amazing calves. Kevin got the ladies right.
Lydiot's most irritating moment was... every time Michele opened her mouth/ when Jeff used the CDE. JM got the CDE correct to tie it up.
Russell would go back & change... how much he told Michele/ some things he said to Chia. JM got Michele right. The audience loudly claps.
Jefro's fatal error was... not winning his last PoV/ got rid of Russell a week too soon. Kevin got the PoV correct to tie it again.
Michele thinks the one who most needs a reality check is... Chia/ Jessy. Both got Jexhiey correct so need to go to a tie-breaker.
How many votes to evict, including tie-breakers, have been cast in the entire season? JM said 50 & Kevin said 80. The answer was 51 so JM won. I love the people thinking she was this big mastermind by picking 50 out of her ass. There was no thinking on this. She just went w/ 50. It is so funny how people are making things into something they totally weren't. JM beating Snatch last week wasn't a huge feat. She beat Snatch, the only person to suck all season worse than her on competitions. She was only competing against 1 person. Just like beating Kevin. She had a 50/ 50 shot & it wasn't smarts, strategy or whatever. It was luck. It doesn't prove she's a competitive threat or anything of the sort.
So now KevSnatch get to give JM their speeches on why she should keep them. Snatch said they were on opposite sides at the beginning but stayed loyal to their guys. ½ the house didn't like Jzie & ½ didn't like Jefro but they stayed true to them. They have since bonded & become friends & as a friend she would ask her to keep her & she would be indebted.
Kevin said please keep me. He always looked out for her & was never after her. She's Gucci & as Lydia would say, oh em gee, vote for me to stay in the house.
JM said she hates doing stuff like this cuz she is deciding their fate. She was always on Jefro's side & claimed she kept her word on most things. She said her gut is telling her that Kevin has already won $10,000 so she has to evict him. She said she likes him as a person & this is strategic. Nice try honey. We all know you booted Kevin cuz he booted Jefro & you were totally snowed by Snatch & thought you would be BFFs.
Kevin said it is his fault cuz he should have won the last competition. He congratulates JM & said it is nothing personal.
After Kevin is gone Snatch is counting jury votes w/ JM & says she will have Jefro & Michele for sure. JM wonders if Jeschy would have voted for Kevin if she had brought him & Snatch said yeah.
Kevin told Julie that JM made the smart move. He hoped she would stick to her word & then he might have had a chance. He's not mad cuz this is a game & he's not bitter. Julie asked if booting Michele cost him the money. Kevin said no regrets cuz maybe he wouldn't have made it to F3 if he changed anything. He has been applying to be on BB since the 1st season. To him the most important thing for his jury vote is who actually played the game.
Kevin got to see his goodbye messages. JM said if he is seeing this then she evicted him & said she is really sorry. She really likes him but thought her best move was to get rid of the better player or she wouldn't have a chance.
Snatch said she thought they had it in the bag but thanks him cuz she wouldn't have made it this far w/o him.
I have to say, Kevin went out w/ total class. Jefro should study this to see what a man really is.
The jury is brought into the studio & Julie asks them who they think the final Juror is. Jefro thinks Kevin. Lydia wants it to be Snatch. Kevin walks in. Jescie the homophobe has no reaction. Lydia hugs Kevin. She said there are 2 witches in the F2.
The jury questioning was total & utter crap. They had to come on a consensus for the questions & then read them off a card & they were the tamest, lamest crap. Ugh.
Russell asked JM what was her strategy before entering the house? She said to lay low & not trust anyone but then got in & liked & trusted everyone. Then the fights happened & didn't trust everyone & she decided to just be herself & be funny & lay under the radar. She went on & on & Julie had to tell her her time was up.
Lydia asked Snatch who of the jury was her biggest threat & what role did she play in their eviction? Snatch said Lydiot cuz she came between her & Jozie & she didn't like it cuz he was HER ally so she campaigned the whole time to get her out.
Jefro tells JM this is from the whole group, not him. STFU idiot. He asked what was her best move other than aligning w/ him? JM said to get rid of Kevin cuz he got rid of Jefro & people were mad at Jefro for using the CDE so she would have no shot at the money against him.
Michele said Snatch is 18 & supposedly engaged. Why was it critical for her to tell the jury about her engagement? Snatch said it's not supposedly, she is engaged & it was the best day in her life. It was critical cuz she was very proud & ½ the jury were here friends & she wanted to share her news. That was the only interesting question cuz we were dying to see if the age lie would come out.
Jesi asked JM why she deserves to win over Snatch? JM said everyone thought she wasn't a good competitor [you weren't] & she was carried [you were] but she won the F2 HoH rounds. The crowd applauds. LAME!
Russell gets to ask another question, I guess this is supposed to be America's question. He asked Snatch why she deserves to win over JM? Ugh, these questions! Snatch said it was her strategy to align w/ the strong competitors so she didn't have to win the challenges. She never backstabbed her alliance & stayed true to them. The audience laughs like she is lying here but she is 100% correct. JM backstabbed her alliance. Snatch stayed loyal to them to a fault. It was sickening to hear her constantly defend Rat, Jeschiey & Chia Pet. She never said anything against them to get them out of the game & worked diligently to save them. I know snatch is a nasty person & a huge liar but this is fact. She was WAY more loyal than JM.
Kevin finally got his turn. He asked JM what she did better in the game than Snatch? JM said she laid low & thinks they were both the same. She was honest w/ her allies. [LoL] & she stuck by Jefro like she did w/ Jechieyaheie. She thinks she's proved herself by winning the competitions & she got rid of her alliance to further herself.
The Final 2 get to have their final pleas. JM said she didn't know what to expect in the game but stayed true to her alliances [lie]. She said Jefro & Michele were her only alliances. People thought she was harmless so she wasn't a target. She laid UTR & is very proud of how far she got whether she wins or not. Snatch has more friends on the jury but she won competitions & did them on her own & didn't need help [LoL] She showed she's a better competitor & made moves to better her alliance [LoL] It was never personal. [That has to be the biggest lie in the game. She got rid of people for calling her fat. PERIOD. End of story.]
Snatch said she didn't win the most competitions but didn't feel she had to. Jefro put her up w/ the CDE against her bestfriend & that showed she was playing the game even though she hadn't won competitions. She aligned w/ the strong people & stayed true to her alliance & never backstabbed them.
The jury cast their keys in the order they were evicted. Jeashie said something stupid about calling the CDE Hakuna Matata or some shit. Lydiot said she loves a good blonde. Russell said he chose based on who played from start to finish the best game. Jefro said he is very proud of JM & know she could do it. Michele said she voted for the strongest female in the game. Kevin said he was going to vote on who was cuter but they both are so it's strictly strategic. Julie cast America's vote.
Then we go to the 1st 4 HGs that were evicted. Rat was wearing a shirt saying he was the square root of evil. He congratulated the F2 & said he is proud of JM. He said what shocked him the most when he got out is he is known as "The Rat" but someone brought lying to a whole new level & he bows down to... Snatch. He tells JM to look at Snatch & said he knows JM said Rat hurt her feelings for betraying her but Snatch lied more to her than he ever could. He tells her Snatch is 24. Snatch tells her she just graduated from ASU. Rat told Snatch he was pretty upset to find out he was the only person in their alliance she didn't tell & week 2 would have gone differently if he knew he was odd man out w/ her. Snatch said something about trusting Jechieayueh & Chia Pet 100% then.
Casey was asked what was the biggest mistake of the game. He said Jefro believing KevSnatch's lie about Russell. He said they made that up & their intent the entire time was to get rid of Jefro. BB then showed the clips of them coming up w/ the lie & then Kevin implementing it & finally Kevin in the DR saying Jefro was an idiot for believing it. Jefro defends himself saying Michele confirmed it. Dumbass doesn't mention he told Michele HE heard it himself so what is Michele supposed to say when she knows she & Russell had been talking about taking Jefro out at F4? Kevin said Michele confirming it was a bonus & she did her "I don't remember" thing. Jefro said he's not mad & doesn't care that Snatch is 24.
Braden was just a complete imbecile & said some shit about Jashi being a big pimp w/ all the girls in his bed & that he hollas at a playa. Puh-lease. Jizzy said he tried to play like Kevin but couldn't pull it off.
Julie brings up Chia's expulsion. Laura 1st wanted to say, Go JM, & then said she was really hurt but Chia cuz people would kill to be in the game & she threw Kevin, Lydiot & Snatch under the bus. Kevin said he tried to tell CP that but she wouldn't listen.
They showed the clip of Rat's speech & the crap he spewed at Michele. Julie said Michele never got the chance to defend herself. Michele said it was melodramatic & maybe they can have a therapy session. Rat said it was cuz of a disagreement they had that morning. THIS FUCKING PISSES ME OFF! Why doesn't anyone call him out that he had that speech planned word-for-mother-fucking-word TWO DAYS beforehand! I don't understand why the fat fuck still lies about it! Rat said he felt like he was fighting for his life & does apologize to her & said it was strategic as well. Michele accepted his apology & thought it was strategy & thinks it worked a little.
Julie brought up how Jechy told her his relationship w/ Lydiot was platonic & then showed the clip of Lydiot blowing him in HoH. Julie read him the definition of "platonic" & wanted to know if he still says that & he said it is a little more towards romantic. Julie asked if it continued in the Jury House & they wouldn't answer. Russell said he did think it was platonic & doesn't know where he was when it was going on & joked he was probably yelling at someone in the house.
Jefro was asked about where his relationship is w/ JM. H said they will see if she wins or not. He said we'll see what happens outside. I think all the Jefdan freaks are so funny. There is ZERO chance that these 2 are riding off in the sunset together. JM is so scarred due to her Mommy constantly telling her men are only after one thing & only think w/ their dicks that she is not putting out & Jefro is going to have pussy thrown at him like you wouldn't believe. Sorry all you so-called romantics. This was a showmance & both of them said pre-show that they would have one. There will barely be a friendship between them a year from now. JM is a little spoiled brat & if you want to be her friend it is all one way. Jefro would have to go to her & he isn't going to. They will see each other on the reality tv circuit but that is that. They may hang out for a few months after BB but there is no future for these 2.
JM agreed w/ Jefro that they will see what happens. Julie pushed for Jefro to take her to Hawaii. That also makes me sick. Why should he? If she wants to go to Hawaii, she can go on her own. It's not his job to carry her even out of the game. Jefro jokes that JM is on the short list to go w/ him.
Julie said after more than 11 million votes, Jefro wins America's Favorite HG. She said it wasn't even close. Ugh. I really wanted Michele to win it instead of her bully. But I knew he would win it cuz there are just too many TV viewers that are swayed by Jefro cuz he's hot.
Julie starts pulling keys. America voted for JM. So did Jeschieay & Lydiot. Russell voted for Snatch. Jefro for JM. So that's enough & JM wins. We see later that Kevin voted for Snatch & Michele voted for JM.
JM said she is going to put a down payment on a house for her & her Mommy & brother, help her cousins w/ college & maybe buy a new car. I don't know how far she thinks she can stretch $320,000 but OK. I feel bad that she is going to be taken advantage of by her family & that money is going to be gone in no time.
So that's that. Another shitty season of BB comes to a close. JM was able to pull out a win & I know there are plenty of people snowed by her & think she's this sweet poor girl but I know better. I will always remember the way she treated Michele & her spoiled ways of wanting Jefro to buy her $5,000 diamond earrings if he won & then her delight in killing animals. I am really bummed by this outcome but it is par for the course. I have only had 4 winners that I liked in these 11 seasons: Eddie, Will, Booger & ED. Well liked is a strong word when it comes to Booger. I never liked him but thought he really deserved his win. I am so happy this season is finally over & it will go down is one of the worst for me. These were some of the dumbest players ever & they were just plain nasty.
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