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Snatch sucks at everything.
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Julie says it's day 68. She said in a BB first, the final HoH won't be won tonight & all 3 of them will be in the house on the finale night. We will find out more details later.
Kevin tells us he needs to win HoH cuz he needs that power to make a major move. He said he's gotta take Jordie Mae w/ him to the finals cuz snatch has too many votes. JM tells us she has to look out for herself now that she doesn't have any more allies in the game. Kevin tells us it was a huge decision to boot Michele & now he has to rely on JM to help him win BB. JM said she only trusted Jefro & Michele & they're gone so she's on her own now.
Snatch watches Michele's picture go B&W & she says the devil is gone. Don't you just want to punch that smirk off her face? I know I sure as hell do. Snatch tells us that she just doesn't like the girl & has a lot of hatred towards her. That's so Christian of her.
Then we go to the Hoh competition where Snatch is still bitching about Michele. She said Michele said she's a villain? She's just a bitch. Then she says Michele is happy that she can get the time alone w/ Jefro. JM tells us she knows snatch was trying to distract her & it didn't work cuz she knows Michele is happily married & Jefro likes her. JM tells Snatch she's a little instigator.
We see Snatch almost fall. What we don't see is all the times Snatch had her hand only on the rope holding the key & not touching the key itself even though the rules stated you must be touching the key at all times. & BB told them they must always face forward. KevSnatch rarely did & were always to the side. & finally, people claim they saw that at the beginning of the competition Snatch used a ponytail holder & wrapped it around her hand & the key. I watched it on my big ass TV & it just looked like to me that she pulled her long sleeve tee down over the cuffs of her gloves. Trust me, if she was cheating, I would call it out. I just didn't see it.
The seasons they got on the log was just rain, wind, leaves & ice. Snatch trash talks on & off claiming they can't beat her & they should just drop & so on. Snatch tells JM she can fall. Kevin noticed how cold JM was & told her to shake around to warm herself up. He tells us he did that so she would be distracted & hopefully fall. & she did not long afterwards but she did last 3H27M. JM tells us she zoned out & thinks it's a $500,000 mistake.
JM goes inside to warm up. Snatch tells us she smiled when JM went down cuz their plan is working perfectly. Kevin said every single mission they've had has worked. Snatch wants Kevin to swear on his life to bring her to F2 if she drops. She claims she could stay up there forever. Kevin said he could too. Kevin swore on his man. Kevin tells us his word means nothing in this game & will say whatever he has to. Snatch wanted to wait 15 more minutes. Kevin doesn't understand why & asked why should they be shivering for nothing. Snatch claims she wasn't cold & said she was as warm as a bunny. Is that a common phrase? It just seemed very weird to me. Snatch again says he can't beat her & threatens him if he burns her. Kevin said if he wanted to burn her he would have kept Michele. So Snatch jumps down & Kevin wins Round 1.
Julie Chen goes live to the house & tells them it's a BB first, all 3 are going to the finale on Tuesday. No one will leave tonight. Snatch whined that she just packed all her stuff. Julie said Snatch & JM will compete in Round 2 tonight & the winner will compete against Kevin live on Tuesday for Round 3. That winner will decide who sits next to them in the F2. The evicted will go out to Julie who will be w/ the jury & then they will all question the F2, live. Meaning Snatch can't use her threat anymore of working the jury against Kevin if he burns her.
Then we go the Jury House. Russell is wearing a crown & calling himself the king as they await the next loser. Russell hopes it's Jefro. He hopes Kevin wins BB. So does Lydiot. Russell asked Jeschi what he would do if Snatch came next. Jexxie said he would do as he did in the BB house & respect her as a woman & see how she treats him. Lydiot is still upset about snatch's age lie. Russell says he wants Jefro to see how it feels. Jesiey said he would thank his lucky starts if Jefro came next.
Jefro walks in & they all cheer. Jefro tells them to bring the stones. Russell hugged him. Russell asked if Kevin got him & Jefro said yes. Russell said I thought you had a deal? Jefro said they did & he was stabbed in the back. Russell tells us this was validation that Jefro should have kept him. Jefro thinks Kevin will be coming next.
Jessi tells Jefro that Snatch is 24. Jefro said she hasn't won 1 damn thing & just rode coattails.
They watch the video of the HoH & PoV. Jeschie commented that Snatch didn't even try for HoH. Lydiot said Snatch uses other people to advance herself.
Jefro thinks Michele & JM will be the F2. He said they know Kevin can't be trusted & were burned by him cuz he burned Jefro. Yeah, cuz the world revolves around you.
Since the Final 3 is probably one of the worst F3's in all 11 seasons, they decided to fill time w/ some past HGs. They called them 4 of the best to play the game: EvelDick, Janelle, Mike Booger & Danielle Reyes. Any one else creeped out to know that Danielle has fucked Booger? I know she's a skank but ewww. Julie asked ED if he has any of his winnings left & he said he still has plenty of it left. Booger said he bought a Bentley w/ his & reinvested in his company & saved some to buy Julie a baby gift [in a Tiffany's blue box]. He is going to give it to her later [so we don't see it's from Walmart - LoL]
Julie asked who is playing the best game & no shock, Danielle said snatch. 2 peas in a pod & swear. I have been comparing Snatch's game to Danielle's for a long time. 2 sanctimonious bitches that used their religion to demonize people they feel are beneath them & lied like it was their job. Just 2 of the nastiest people ever. Danielle said snatch has lied very well & has Kevin do her dirty work. She thinks the Russell lie was phenomenal.
Janelle thought Jefro getting rid of Russell was one of the worst moves of the game & knows Jefro was paranoid but it doesn't excuse it & he could've made it further in the game if he kept him.
Booger said he loved when Jefro got rid of Jecheey w/ the CDE & said that may be for personal reasons. He said the lie KevSnatch used to get Russell out was a big game changer. ED agreed that the lie changed the game & got the good players out.
Julie asked them about Chia. Booger said she should have been kicked out but wants people to know you don't know what it is like in there & you will do things that you wouldn't do in the outside world.
ED said there were still 8 people left in the house & these are the F3 we have left? He said she lost sight of the end.
Danielle said Chia's a brat. Janelle called her a diva.
Julie asked who they want to win. Or did she ask who WILL win? I don't remember now. Booger said Kevin cuz he has done a good job of strategizing. Janelle also said Kevin & that he should take JM to the F2. ED said Kevin as well & thinks it doesn't matter who he takes to F2. Danielle just whined that a girl can't win unless against another girl especially when the girl is the villain. Shut up whore.
Round 2 of the HoH was called "Heads Will Roll". Yesterday they had been given this huge Skeeball thing & that's what this competition was. They had volleyballs that had HGs name's on it & up on the top of the board there were 10 holes across. They had to roll the correct ball up into the hole in the right order of HoHs. They had 2 minutes to do it. In case of a tie, you have to hit a buzzer to stop the clock & the person who got done the fastest would win. Snatch went first & boy did she suck. If she rolled the ball up & it went in the wrong hole, she still put the same HG in the next hole. & the idiot even put Kevin as the 10th HoH, when SHE was. Dummy. She only got 5 right out of 10 & had :02 left on the clock. JM kicked her ass. She got 9 right & still had :18 on the clock. & you could hear the audience cheer every time she got one right.
During the commercial we find out we get to cast Chia's vote & since there are 3 HGs left, you have to vote for how you want it to end in the 3 different scenarios. You can vote here:
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/big_brother/interact/americas_vote/
Julie tells the house how JM spanked Snatch. You again can hear the crowd cheering. JM said she is so sweaty but is excited to compete against Kevin. Snatch said it sucks cuz it was mental & she knew every order but the ball went into the wrong hole. I LoL'd what Julie butt in & told her it was mental AND physical. So fuck you 2 times Snatch. LoL.
As the show ended we hear snatch making excuses for sucking. & now we really have nothing to watch in the feeds for the next 5 days. As I have been typing this Weazlegirl has been posting the feeds & Snatch is working it big time. She already has her F2 deals w/ both Kevin & JM. JM is swearing that she is taking Snatch cuz she didn't like her at first but now really does & sees how sweet she is. I know there is more but I was busy stabbing my eyes out when I read that.
So WTF is going on? We were supposed to have the Final HoH tonight & someone was going to be booted. So did Allison Grodner change it cuz she knows how hated Snatch is & wants more of a chance that she will get the boot? Cuz this way her threats of poisoning the jury are out. & the DR have been trying to get people to do the right thing all game but they are too stupid to listen. They told Jefro to keep Russell. Kevin to keep Michele. It would be so fucking sweet for snatch to end up in 3rd place. She has worked it hard from Day 1 & she goes home w/ the same 10 grand that Jechiey got. & hell, Jexi won money in the house so he actually would end up w/ more. LoL.
I don't personally care who wins out of these 3. Once Michele left, she took my interest w/ her. These F3 are horrible & I don't like any of them. It's just varying degrees of dislike I guess. Obviously I flat out hate Snatch. She is just plain nasty. I started out loving Jordan but then she turned into a total cunt. She ate cookie dough every fucking night & put on 20 pounds & would whine about it incessantly. When Lydiot called her fat, that is when she went on a mission that Lydiot had to go next. Horrible game move. Then she heard that Russell had called her fat. This wasn't the time he told her to her face after she was being a total psycho to him & physically assaulted him. This was 2 week's prior. So that then became her mission to get Russell out. Another horrible game move. & sorry honey, you're fat. You can't gain 20 pounds in 2 months & not be fat. I don't blame her for eating all the time. I know I would be too. There's nothing to do & it's stressful. But don't whine about it all the time & then think it's so wrong when other people notice too.
& then there is just the horrible way she has treated Michele. Her & Jefro both were just extremely ignorant & cruel. I will never get passed that.
Then there's Kevin. He has been pretty fucking horrible too. He has been right by Snatch's side as they pull their nasty moves like stealing Michele's property & dreaming up ways to try to make Michele go crazy & just flat out lying about the girl. But what he has that JM does not, he has actually played the game. JM has just ridden coattails & got her alliance to make bad moves cuz she's mad someone called her fat.
Snatch has actually played the hardest game & the most game but who would want to see that evil bitch win? Not I. So I guess I would root for Kevin at this point if I really cared. But I don't. All I want is for Michele to win that $25,000 so the fucking assholes of this season can see that we don't co-sign their High School bullying.
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