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What lame twist did Pandora's Box bring this week?
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Snatch tells us ever since Jefro used the CDE & took out her best ally she has been waiting for this moment to take him out & took full advantage of it & it feels great. JM wishes she left instead cuz he could have won & now she is all alone & it sucks.
While they wait for Jefro's picture to turn to b&w Kevin says if Jefro had approached him for a vote he would have kept him. Michele tells us she knows she has to win HoH or she is leaving this week. Snatch brags about winning HoH & says no more acting like a weak competitor. Kevin tells us Snatch celebrated like she just won an endurance when it was just luck. Michele tells us she lost to an 18yo & knows she's her target. JM tells us she wanted to win & put Kevin up for revenge for Jefro.
Kevin & Snatch assure each other they will take each other to Final 2. Snatch said she wants Michele gone & if they win PoV this week they will go to F2. They bring up how JM was in the lead in HoH. Snatch said that means she has to put Kevin up instead of JM in case she is able to win PoV. She doesn't want JM to think she & Kevin are aligned. Kevin tells us Snatch has been HoH for 5 minutes & 35 seconds & she already has HoHitis & he will slap the biznatch.
We see JM crying over losing Jefro & HoH. I have no sympathy for the mean girl whatsoever.
Snatch gets her HoH room & they finally see pictures of her alleged boyfriend Jason. JM commented on how he looks a lot older than her. They didn't show you that JM had the same comment for a picture of Snatch's alleged bestfriend [yeah, I don't believe she has any friends either] & the picture is from the girl's wedding on a boat that Snatch was a bridesmaid & they STILL can't figure out this girl is lying about her age.
Snatch tells the girls she is going to put Kevin up w/ Michele. She said Kevin is her friend but he's a strong competitor. Unbelievably, these girls have no idea what Snatch is doing. Michele tries to work her chance of going to F2 by saying she doesn't have any friends in the Jury House. Snatch tells us the girls are gullible & buy whatever she sells them. & of course she brags that she plays cards & blah blah blah.
They got the clothing luxury challenge. They had to be in pairs [Good + JM vesus Evil] & a wall separated the teammates & they had to just describe to the other person the article of clothing so they could each match & put it on & pose like a mannequin in a window display. They had 5 items for each team to get & 10 minutes to do it. Any time they had left out of the 10 minutes was how long they got to shop for clothes in the house. As much as they could get on their bodies in the allotted time. JM's poses cracked me up the most cuz it was the same "duh" face everytime. They had 3:28 to shop & Kevin molests a mannequin to take those clothes & I have no idea why BB had to blue it's package.
Kevin talks w/ Michele & tries to get her to agree to a F2 w/ him but she is aloof. I think she has just learned her lesson not to tell anything to these assholes cuz they always use it against her. He thinks neither of them stand a chance against Snatch in F2 & the 2 of them would be a better team to get her out than either w/ JM.
Snatch works JM & tells her she doesn't care who goes out of Kevin & Michele. She claims to have always been honest w/ JM & never lied to her. JM buys it. Snatch said their only shot is together.
Time for the next round of Pandora's Box & it makes NO sense to me. The commercials said "the jury house will pack a punch" but then they had nothing to do w/ it whatsoever. Just another lame twist that fizzled out. Snatch was told that for the 1st time in BB history she would get the chance to spend time w/ a loved one in the BB house. They show her a live video of her alleged boyfriend Jason. If she chooses to see him then she gives up her chance to play for PoV. The bitch takes it. I don't get that at all. There was only 10 days left to the finale at that point. I love my husband dearly but I can go 10 more days when it has already been over 2 months to try to secure my way to the F2. So Snatch goes into PB & her dumbass alleged boyfriend drops to a knee & proposed. He uses a twist tie cuz that's what his Dad used for his Mom. I don't get it. How could any guy want to be w/ someone as nasty & smelly as that POS? & Snatch has already been talking in the house that his Mother & sisters don't like her & she won't allow them to be in the wedding & maybe not even get to come. How sweet. They were only allowed 5 minutes together but then Snatch was offered another 15 & if she did that she would do something bad to the rest of the house. She could give a fuck & chose the 15 minutes.
So actors then enter the house dressed as a baby, a cat [copy cat to be precise & he would just copy everyone & annoyed the shit out of JM] & a cockroach that sprayed bug spray everywhere that stunk up the house for hours afterwards. They tormented the other 3 for the 15 minutes & then left as soon as Jason's time was up.
Snatch can't ever tell the truth so she decides to tell them that she just lost her chance to play in PoV & they also told her she got the "F2 Reversal" which means if she has the votes to win the game they are reversed & she loses. The other 3 just weren't buying it. Kevin tells us he knew the bitch was lying. Kevin says this means snatch can't win BB.
When Snatch is gone the other 3 talk about how it just can't be true. Kevin wonders if she is flipping it & she really gets their votes or something. It just doesn't add up cuz they know Snatch would have been angry if this was true that she now had no shot at the big money.
Snatch joins them outside & tells them she has 1 request & doesn't want them to ask her about PB anymore. Kevin goes inside & she follows shortly saying she needs to take time before Nominations. What you don't know is she was going to do one of her many dress rehearsals for what you later see at the end of the show. She always does the dress rehearsal for Kevin.
So Kevin tells her that it is like she now has a mystery power & it doesn't make sense cuz if she just lost $500,000 she would be breaking windows. Snatch said she can tell them all the truth.
So she gathers them altogether & tells them they just got got by an 18yo. She said she pranked them. I can't tell you how fucking aggravated I am w/ this girl. It's not a fucking prank. It's a LIE! Now she tells them all about her boyfriend coming in & proposing & all that. But since she's the little boy who cried wolf, no one is buying it. Michele said so you just got proposed to & you decide to prank us instead of being excited about the news & sharing it? It was just too bizarre for words. Snatch thinks showing off the twist tie would be concrete proof & said where else would she get it? Kevin points to the kitchen counter & said right over there. Kevin tells us he was pissed & doesn't know why she would lie about that. He wonders if her name is even NataLIE.
They are having America's Favorite Houseguest instead of juror this year. Oh no. Guess Rat will try to fix that one. I have already cast my vote for Michele & I see they have one of those things to try to prevent the robovoters. I know a lot of the TV only people still love Jefdan so I fully expect one of them to win but the people who follow the feeds know they are no better than the others & the only people truly deserving of the $25,000 is Russell or Michele. Michele gets my votes all the way.
Kevin tells us he knows he is going up since Snatch has told him but she is such a liar & if she says she is going left, she goes right.
Snatch comes to the ceremony in the HoH robe, a crown, sunglasses & a pool bridge as her scepter. We have watched her rehearse this speech a million times & it just lamer each time. & it was long. Like 20 minutes long. I know she edited it down some & then the TV show edited it down as well. I will tell you what she planned to say.
Kevin was going up for strategic reasons. He had once compared the game to a chess match & that Jexchieaay was the King & she was the Queen & you need to target the Queen. But what he doesn't know about chess is that you need to think 3 moves ahead & that's what she's done & it's a strategic move to take him out before he can do it to her.
Michele is going up strictly for personal reasons. She is a backstabber & a liar & everything Ronnie said about her is true. What she did to Chima was despicable & this is vengeance for Chia. She tried to make a deal w/ Snatch last week to give her Hoh if she voted to keep Jefro but she is a good Christian & Michele is the devil [she gets more & more like BB3 Danielle every day] & she can't make deals w/ the devil.
Snatch tells us she played the house like a fiddle & has fooled JM into thinking she isn't w/ Kevin & that she will go to F2 w/ her. Kevin said Snatch has shown that she's a liar & doesn't have his back by giving up playing in PoV. Michele said this devil will win PoV & then Hoh & not take Snatch to F2. So Ha Ha, this devil wins.
The PoV was played on Saturday so if you want to know who wins check out that thread. Tuesday we will watch the competition & then the winner will evict the person live & we will start the endurance HoH.
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