Who went home?

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Who's just an asshole?

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Julie says its Day 11 in the BB house.  Ronnie brags to us that he is the biggest schemer & yet he didn't go on the block?  He thinks it's gravy.  Russell said they are cutting off the head of the snake by nominating Braden.  Lydia said this is a good day for the Offbeats.  Braden knew Lydia would backstab him.

Jeff tells them he expected Braden to be put up cuz they're close.  Jordan goes to her room to cry about her teammate going up.  She says someone is starting stuff w/ everyone & making up lies.  Braden said it is Russell & sNATchalie.

Chima Clown tells us she is feeling secure as the pawn.

Lydia whines to Casey that Jordan didn't cry when she got put up & they are supposed to be friends.

Braden tells Russell that he knew he was going up. Just had a gut feeling.  He has sensed Lydia was betraying him for 3 days.  Russell tells him that's what happened.  Russell tells us he wasn't sure they had the votes to evict Braden so wanted to provoke him.

Now the editing here is all screwed up.  They show you Lydia & Kevin sitting innocently outside & chatting.  They don't show you that Braden asked to talk to Lydia & she brushed him off & said later.  So he watched them sit & gossip for a ½ hour before he went over there & sat down.  He told Lydia the way she sold him out is fine.  He knew he was going up & that she suggested him.  Lydia lies & said she never did & BB shows us tape of her up in HoH suggesting him & Jeff, & Jeff is on their team & can't go up, so of course that leaves Braden.  Braden said Russell told him she did.  He said don't be surprised if she goes up next week & should get "week 2" tattooed on her leg cuz that's when she's going out.  He said he knows Kevin was in on it too.  Lydia said don't attack Kevin.  Kevin now doesn't shut up & sticks his whiney nose in .  Braden said Lydia is just a bitch & a fucking skank.  Kevin tells him he is so full of shit.  & that's where Braden uses the bleeped out racial slur & calls Kevin a "beaner".  Kevin wasn't offended by the word, only kept whining that he isn't even Mexican.  & Lydia has made the empty threat as the Assholes in the house often do, that she is Latin so no one ever use any slurs around her or else.  & Jessie, who has she has since given a blow or handjob too since that's all the time she can get cuz sNATchalie keeps cockblocking, did use a Mexican racial slur & that didn't bother her when he did it but now she is all up in arms over this one.  Lydai tells him to kiss her latin ass as she runs off to hide in the house.

Kevin keeps going at Braden saying he's the joke of the house.

Inside Lydia is screaming about Jordan, but not TO Jordan since she's Queen Pussy, OK Jordan, that's who you're aligned w/.  Jordan comes to see WTF is going on & says she didn't do anything.  That's when Lydia whines about the whole Jordan didn't cry when she was nominated shit.  Jordan said she cried cuz he's on her team & didn't cry for Lydia cuz she knew she'd be safe.  Lydia runs away again & Jordan is having none of that & just gains more & more of my respect as she chased her down & now she is screaming at Lydia.  Difference is, she does it to Lydia's face.  Lydia acts like Jordan is nuts for screaming & tells her she is keeping it calm now.  Kevin tells Jordan if Braden's her buddy then he isn't cool w/ her cuz that means she condones what he said.  So I guess Kevin is OK that Lydia called Braden a "white Gringo" too then?  Racist.

Jeff comes in to defend Jordan.  Kevin goes on & on about not talking to Braden & Jeff said what do you want me to do, drown him.  Jeff was right out there when the fight went down & he said immediately when the slur was thrown that it wasn't cool.  I don't know WTF else Kevin expects him to do.  Lydia said she wants him to show by actions & she said he wouldn't let him call Jordan that.  Then Kevin brings it to a whole other dumb level & said Jordan is going to go cuz of Jeff.  WTF? 

Lydia runs away again & is trying to hide in HoH w/ sNATch trailing behind her.  Jeff yells up to her that they had her saved but she flipped & sold them out.  Lydia screeches that Lydia is closed for the day.  Yeah I am sure her legs aren't.  oh wait.  That would be her mouth I guess... for now.

Jordan tells us she wants to stir it up so we next see her plot w/ Laura about keeping Braden.  They then bring it to Ronnie.  Big mistake.  HUGE.  Laura said she didn't leave her life to be railroaded.  Ronnie bragged that he completely controls Michele.  I don't know what the dork's deal is w/ Michele.  I didn't see this go down, but Ronnie says it to everyone but he is also a huge liar.  He has said Michele told him she will vote him out when she can cuz he is to likable to the end.  He has been trying to set her up ever since.  Ronnie tells us he will do what's best for him.

Jordan & Laura move on to persuade Casey.  He tells us he is the swing vote & feels powerful & like Ronnie, will do what's best for him.

Julie Chen goes live to the house & asked Jeff & Russell about their fight.  Russell said they had a few things left unsaid & he addressed it.  HA!  Good one.  Yelling "tecnotroncis" & then running inside like a Lydia is hardly addressing shit.  Russell said he won't expect a postcard for his Bday.  Jeff said his Mom said if you can't say  anything nice don't say anything at all.  He said it gotta little out of hand but they have to live w/ it.

Julie asked Jordan & Lydia about their fight.  Jordan said there's a lot of tension & Lydia yelled across the room & she was like nuh uh but they're fine now.

Jessie talked to Julie in HoH about it being his 2^nd chance & how it differs this time.  He said he's a bigger target cuz he's HoH.  He had some tough decisions to make & a lot of deals were made the 1^st week.  He thinks Russell has a strong mind but won't sell himself short.  Puhlease.  You're both short.  He tried to use his judgment to get someone out that would be tough down the road.

The nominees got to speak & Braden said they are incredible people & thinks this was the best 1^st week in BB history.  He said some bad things but has apologized & wants to stay.  He thinks they are all awesome.  Chima, who has been refusing to do anything BB tells her to this week.  If they tell her to get up, she stays in bed.  They call her to DR, she tells them to fuck off & stays where she is.  Chima Clown is amazed how short the memories are there cuz he called his friends Beaner & Julie a ho.  He's a bigot & racist & anyone who votes for him to stay deserves to go home too.  I just want to punch her in her clown nose.  I wonder if it will squeak?

They voted live & I will spare you the suspense.  It went down just as you thought.  Ronnie the Rat [who knows he's going to hell] brought it to a 5-5 tie & Jessie booted Braden.  After he was gone the Assholes gathered at the Memory Wall to watch his picture turn black & white.

Braden told Julie it was the craziest house he could imagine.  He wasn't surprised to be evicted cuz it's expect the unexpected.  The vote was as close as it could get.  Julie asked if he knows who sold him out.  Braden said Michele, Ronnie or Casey.  Julie told him it was Ronnie.  Braden knew there was something sinister & hidden about him.  He said Ronnie's there for the game & good for him.  He's a great liar.  Julie asked him to summarize his stay in 1 word.  Braden said it was a lot of fun.  1 word, discombobulated is all he can think of.

They show him a few goodbyes.  Jeff said this sucks & hates to see him go.  Jordan said she tried so hard & will miss him terribly.  Kevin said he said a lot of things.  Casey said he was a sideshow clown [that's Chima].  Lydia said some stupid shit about la la land.

We head outside for HoH.  It's called "Most Likely To".  They have to guess what the majority of fans online said were the answer to the lame questions.  1 person from each clique will be at the buzzers & if you get it right you can eliminate someone at the buzzer.

• 1. Who would skip school cuz they got a zit? Laura got Popular right & eliminated Chima Clown
• 2. Who would misspell Athlete? Julie screws up another game & said Ronnie buzzed in but it was Jeff. Jeff got Athletes right & took out Kevin
• 3. Who would bail on the prom... Laura got Offbeats right & took out Russell
• 4. Who would miss curfew... they buzzed in but Julie continued w/ for a Star Wars... Casey got Brains right & took out sNATchalie
• 5. Who would have a food fight... Laura said Athletes & was wrong. It's Offbeats. One of the Assholes clapped loudly
• 6. Who would give an inspirational speech naked... Casey got Athletes right & took out Jeff. Really? Jeff. Really? The Athletes are officially out.
• 7. I can't read my writing for this one & Lydia got Popular right & took out Jordan so Popular are out
• 8. Who would blow off a date to shop? Ronnie got Popular right & took Casey out. See Casey you dumbfucker. You should have taken Ronnie out, & now he took you out. Idiot
• 9. Who would get 1^st place in the HS talent show? Michele got Offbeats right & took out Lydia
• 10. It's down to 2 brains, Michele & Ronnie. Whose photo is most likely to be missing from the yearbook? Ronnie got Offbeats right to win HoH. UGH!

This is so fucking aggravating.  The feeds are going to be horrible this week.  Ronnie the Rat was due for a comeuppance this week & now he has the power.  It's sickening.

Dan will be back tomorrow to host the Have Nots competition that will air on Sunday.  This is all I have to hope for now.  That Jeff does as planned & throws it so his team is on slop for the week & have to sleep in one hard bed in the cold & only cold showers.

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