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They show a clip of them talking about The Craig Ferguson Show & Libra lying about her age & saying she was 29.  Then Julie Chen comes out.  Craig tells her she looks sensational & it is like she has a new dress on everytime he sees her.  Julie thanks him & said she can't wear the same old dress.  Craig said he wears the same suit every night & nobody cares.  Julie said he changes his tie & we think it's a whole new suit.  Craig said that's the trick.  Julie said we women have it harder.  Craig said he doesn't know, maybe if they wore a tie w/ that.  Julie said it would be a whole new look. 

Craig asked how are things going in the BB house & how is Jessie doing & said he's his favorite.  Julie said he was evicted last week.  Craig made a loud soundlike "Slnap!  No!".  Julie said they blindsided him, there are a lot of back deals being made, whispering going on.  She said he was shocked & she thinks he was a little bit humiliated.  Craig said he would be too.  Julie said so we won't see him tonight when they go live to the house.  Craig asked if he could send him a message.  Julie said yeah, she's sure he's watching right now.  Craig turns to the camera & tells Jessie he is terribly sorry he was evicted from the house & he had no idea & it had nothing to do w/ him.  Julie said she is sure he would be happy to come on his show, topless, & do his thing [she makes muscles].  Craig said woah, let's not go that far.  Craig shed he would really do it topless though?  Julie said oh I don't think you'd have to ask him.  Craig said let's not go there either.  Julie laughed & said she is married to his boss.  Craig said his ex-boss, he was fired tonight.  He said by the time you see this [& he covers his mouth as he says in your region] he will be the ex-presenter of the show.

Craig asked if they are going to hook-up w/ the show & then said by that he doesn't mean "hook-up".  Julie said yeah & that they look forward to this every week.  Julie wants to explain before they do that the current Head of Household, Craig said HoH - The Ho, Julie said right, is Michelle.  Julie described her as the hot woman w/ the long wavy hair that wore the red unitard last week that he told looked really good.  Craig remembers her.  Julie said the 2 people she nominated are Libra, the lady he saw in the clip who admitted she lied to Craig about her age.  Craig said a woman lying about her age in show business hardly seems right.  Julie said & another girl named Keeshond.  Julie said why don't they go to the house & talk to them. 

They go to the house & Craig said he is terribly sorry to hear about Jessie & he didn't realize he'd been evicted.  He said he guesses they all seem OK w/ it so that's fine.  Julie said she will tell him who's not OK w/ it, the current HoH Michelle.  They were very close in the house.  She & Jessie were tight.  Craig said to Michelle she is the current HoH & doesn't want to say Ho cuz... Michelle said yeah I am.  Everyone laughs.

April is wearing Renny's afro wig so Julie asked her why & she said it is a shout out to Chicken George & hopes she looks as good in it as he did.  Julie tells Craig CG is from season 1 & a lot of fans love him.  [WHO?  Yuck!]  Julie asked if CG gave them that wig cuz she's never seen it.  [Obviously Julie doesn't have the feeds.]  April said he wore it in All Stars w/ the suit.  Julie said she forgot, she thinks she blocked it out sorry.  Julie tells April it looks better on her.  April thanks her & said she appreciates that.  Julie asked if we could see how she naturally looks.  April said her hair is a mess under there.  Julie said come on.  Craig said & it looks so great w/ that thing on, come on.  April laughs & takes it off & has her hair in a bun.  Craig said she looks adorable.

Craig said he wants to talk to the HoH.  He fumbles for her name & Julie said Michelle.  Craig said she was wearing the red sparkly outfit last week.  Michelle said yes, the leotard.  Craig said where is it now?  Michelle said actually she has it in her drawer.  Craig said didn't anyone else wear it?  Julie said you have to earn the privilege to where it or lose a competition & not many people want to wear it.  Craig asked what would a late-night talk show host have to do to earn the right to wear that fabulous outfit.  Michelle said she has a size large if he wants one.  Craig & Julie look at each other & Julie said she is not saying anything & then asked Michelle if she meant to go there or if it just came out that way.  Michelle's eyes are wide & she said um, yeah.  They all laugh.  Craig said he thinks she meant it.

He asked who is up for eviction this week?  Julie said Libra & Keeshond.  Craig said are you mad?  Look at these 2 girls.  Julie said ask Michelle & he does.  Michelle said they evicted Jessie.  Craig said it is punishment & retribution.  Michelle said they kind of bakdoored him so...  Michelle said there are a lot more reasons to it then that.  Craig was concentrating on the BD word & said there is a place out on Hollywood Blvd, nevermind. 

Craig asked Julie who is next to her.  Julie said that's Memphis.  He's kind of a strong but silent type & asked him if that is an accurate description of him.  Memphis said he doesn't know about silent but strong definitely.  Julie said he's awfully cool, he plays it cool.  Memphis said he is pretty chill.  Julie asked if he is really like that out in his real life cuz we've been watching him for the last month under our microscope & he's always chill, what is he like in the real world?  Memphis said he is actually a pretty laid back guy.  He likes to have a good time.  Craig asked where he's from.  Memphis said he is originally from Kentucky, Tennessee.  The audience is laughing at him.  Julie said but he lives in L.A. now.  Memphis said correct.  Craig said for some reason it seemed like a natural question to him.  Julie said ask what he does for a living so Craig asked.  Memphis said he's a mixologist.  Craig asked if that is making drinks?  Julie said but you don't like to be called a bartender.  Memphis said he makes cocktails & no he doesn't like to be called that at all.  He makes cocktails from fresh, squeezed juices, different herbs & spices, stuff like that.  Julie joked & said like what was put in here & raises her coffee mug.  Craig said he is never doing that.

Craig said he would like to talk to the, he asked Julie who is the gentleman sitting next to Memphis.  Julie said Jerry.  She said he is the oldest HG & probably the oldest to ever go on Reality TV & look how long he has lasted in the house so far.  Craig said he's doing well & asked if he is enjoying being in there w/ all these young people & their crazy ideas about life.  Jerry said he thinks the question is do they enjoy having me cuz he does tear it up everyone once in awhile.  The audience laughs & Julie said he's not lying.  Craig asked how do they tear it up in there if they are locked in there.  What do they do to tear it up.  Julie said oh they fight.  She said there's been a lot of fights in there & she's not sure if anyone has really stayed in the background too much.  It gets ugly in there.  Craig said does it really?  For someone who watches as much as him he seems to know very little about it.  The audience laughs. 

Craig asked if they've missed anyone cuz he's been told, we see Renny waving wildly, & Julie said there's Renny.  Craig says Hi to her.  Renny said I've been to your homeland dawling.  He asked how she's doing.  She said she's doing fine.  Julie said she said she's been to your homeland.  Craig asked how she got on there.  Renny said pretty good & said she is the only one that had makeup on in his country [Scotland - & that was fucking rude].  Renny laughs.  Julie asked Craig if the women in Scotland never wear makeup & Craig said they never take off their coats off so you can't really tell.  He said the men in Scotland wear makeup & he was one of them & was thrown out.  Julie said the women are so beautiful in Scotland they don't need to wear makeup.  Craig said there you are, very good, he wished he had said that.  Julie said he can borrow that line.  Craig said he wish he said that when he lived there.  Craig asked if she had a nice time there.  Renny said she had a beautiful time.  Craig asked what part of Scotland did she go to.  Renny said her husband lived in Dundee, Aberdeen & then worked around Kelso & then Inverness.  Craig asked if her husband was somehow involved in the sheep industry?  Everyone laughs & Renny said no, he's in the oil & gas & pipline business.  Craig asked how her husband feels abut her on the show.  Renny said she doesn't know how he feels now.  He was very supportive of her but of course she is going to do what she wants anyway so that's just the way it is.  Craig said he has news for her, while she's in there so is he.   & he isn't going to have cameras following him around either & doesn't know if that makes her feel better.  Renny said it's OK.

Craig said we are out of time.  He hopes he talked to everyone & asked if they missed anyone.  Julie said Dan & Ollie give a big shout out.  Keeshond.. Craig tells Ollie & Dan maybe they will talk to them again, maybe they won't.  Julie said look at that big grin on Ollie.  She said he calls her Mama.  Ollie asked Mama how she's doing.  Julie asked what the mama reference means.  Ollie said it's all just for goodlooking women & she's one of them.  So believe that.  Julie said buttering up the host.  Craig said he can't call her Mama.  Julie said for the record she doesn't think Ollie should either but thanks him for the compliment.

They say goodbye to the HGs & Craig said good luck to them all & will see them next time.  He asked Julie if they will see her next week & she said yes.  & that's all she wrote.

 

 

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