I don't usually watch ‘House Calls' cuz it is an awful show but watched the last 2 w/ the Final 2 & they weren't so bad.  This one... sucked it hard.

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All the co-hosts from the season were there w/ Gretchen.  The Donatos, Bunky & Kaysar.  Daniele joked that Kaysar was jealous of Allison for being evicted twice in 1 day.  Kaysar got teased for being evicted 3 times & never even making a jury.

First caller asked how difficult the bathroom situation is in the BB house.  Daniele said it wasn't that bad.  She was angry when she was HoH & ED would come crap in her BR.  Daniele gives Kaysar more shit & said he wasn't in the house long enough to use the bathroom.  Kaysar said he didn't take a dump.  Bunky said he had more of a problem w/ toothpaste being in the sink.

Next caller asked who was most shocked that they weren't as loved as they thought.  ED said Matt.  He came out cocky but by the time he interviewed him in the BY he was a whooped puppy.  Bunky said Matt told him he was told everyone hates him [Matt].  ED said he was shocked everyone didn't hate him [ED] when he got out.  Bunky said he wasn't as recognized as he thought he would be.  ED said Will got them all.  Kaysar said he backed out to be on the show at the last minute & the producers called & told him he had to.  Kaysar didn't know what to expect w/ the whole thing.  The war was new & he is an Iraqi & people in the house used that against him.  ED said they didn't, Kaysar was just a weak player.  Daniele said she is recognized every day & it's overwhelming.  ED said they were even recognized in Europe.

Gretchen shows a favorite clip of the ‘House Calls' season & this one was an April Fool's Joke that they played on Kaysar where Gretchen didn't come out & he had to host the show himself & he's awful.  Then she got him to show his feet.  Exciting.  Kaysar said they make him uncomfortable.  Kaysar said it is weird watching the HGs now cuz at one point he was the idiot.

Next caller said it is hard to get a word in when ED is there.  They said their favorite moment of this season was when the house pranked Sheila for the fake PoV.  Daniele liked the Guinea Pigs plotting against Sharon in the DR.  Gretchen liked the asparagus competition.  ED liked when sNATch finally left the house.  Gretchen said sNATch can nurse them in their time of need.  Bunky liked when Josh realized the party was over & cried.  Yeah, like Bunky should make fun of anyone for crying.  Kaysar said he liked when they picked beds the 1^st day & was enthralled watching that.  He is trying to be funny but so is not.  Bunky bets Kaysar would be hot in bed.  Kaysar reminds him once again that he is straight.

Next caller asked what were the best & worst moves of the season.  Gretchen said it is complicated cuz a best move for one could be a worst for another.  ED wondered if there was a best.  ED said Jacob made the best & worst & the most retarded.  Daniele said you can't say that word, you'll lose your job.  So ED changed it to ‘tarded.  Daniele said Jen's worst move was admitting she was a couple.  She said sNATch's was voting James back in.  Gretchen said Ryan taking Adam to the F2 was the dumbest move of the game.  ED said when he talked to Ryan after the show you could see it sinking in that he would have won against Sheila.

The next caller called Kaysar, Kaiser, & that got Daniele giggling.  The caller talked about seeing the pictures that are all over the ‘Net today of ED w/ Amanda, Jen & James.  ED said he hasn't even seen them yet.  ED said maybe they are on Dirty Boy [that's the porn site that has James' video.]

The brings us to ED's clip of the season when he imitated Sheila by having a huge bush.  ED said he couldn't afford waxing.

Next caller asked what they did in auditions to stand out.  Bunky said he sent in a tape saying how nice he was & said he was quiet & then you would see him in strobe lights dancing or his husband shaving his back.  ED joked that Kaysar just had to send in a picture.  Kaysar said his rugged good looks got him on.  He said he told them he wouldn't take his shirt off.  He got on cuz of his secret partner.  Daniele said she didn't do anything either.

Next caller wanted the gossip like sNATch lying about the BJs & Chelsia finding out about James' gay porn.  ED said sNATch is in denial.  She told him she wasn't giving any hummers in sequester but Matt told him she was.  Bunky said matt told him he hooked up w/ Sharon in sequester & he said Sharon is Jacob's boyfriend.

They go to a break & when they come back ED was promoting his charity event in Vegas & showed the guitar he is having people from BB to sign to auction off.  He will get more autographs at the Wrap Party tonight [Wednesday, April 30]. 

Next caller said ED won cuz he was America's Player & asked them who their favorite HG was this season.  Daniele said Adam was hers from Day 1.  Kaysar doesn't really know anyone & said he feels like he will be attacked if he says anyone since they know them all better & what they did in the game.  Gretchen said she initially liked Allison but is a flip flopper & liked Adam at the end.  She liked James in the middle.  Bunky said Allison was boring in the BY when he interviewed her.  He said Matt has a bad attitude towards women.  He thought Alex was a sweetheart & handsome in person.  ED liked Allison & thinks James is a nice guy.

The next clip is Bunky dressed up as ED & making fun of him & was totally lame.

Next caller wondered what would happen if Neil had stayed in the game & ED said there would have been gay sex.

Next caller said ED rocked Season 8 but thinks he got a bit cocky hosting House Calls.  She wants to know if he thinks he would beat Dr Will.  ED said at checkers?  ED said if they were on another AS together Will would be his 1^st target.  You can't leave a snake on the floor w/ your baby.  Will is the most dangerous in the house.

Now it got silly & stupid.  Gretchen asked Daniele what it is like to go to functions w/ her Dad.  Daniele said her Dad thinks it's all about him.  While they are talking ED & Bunky are dumping water on each other.

Next caller said they loved the new format & said it was like a twisted The View.  Next caller thanked them for a great season & asked ED if he has made any money for her yet or is she in a rubber room.  ED said he had sex w/ her last night & trimmed her bush.  Bunky said ED has no class.  Daniele said she can't stand when people fart & it is cuz when they were little their Dad would hold them down & fart in their face.  ED denies it but said he would put their hand on his butt & fart on it.  Bunky asked how was he not arrested.  ED said he wants to see proof of Dani's claims & asked for the YouTube.  Bunky said ED probably pulled the wings off butterflies.

The next clip was some weirdo imitating Daniele hosting House Calls.  Yeah, not funny or entertaining.

Next caller asked what they will do between seasons & where people can hear about what they are up to.  Daniele said you guys aren't stalking her.  ED has his myspace.  Bunky is on Facebook.  Gretchen is on crackinupradio.com.  Kaysar has myspace.  Daniele said anywhere her Dad isn't is where she'll be.  Daniele said she has both myspace & Facebook but doesn't know how to use the Facebook.  Bunky said he doesn't know how to sue myspace so they can teach each other.

Next caller said Dani has the patience of a saint & thinks ED needs serious medication.  Next caller said the round table format should be on once a week next season.  They wanted to know who they think will make the most of their 15 minutes like them.  ED said sNATch will make personal appearances putting milk in people's coffee.  Gretchen thinks James will.  Daniele said on the Internet.  Dani said she didn't think she would like James but then she met him & he is a nice guy.  ED said Janelle & Dani cornered Eric at the finale & laid into him.

Gretchen said this is the last show for the season & the last poll was what time would people want HC to be on.  I think she said 4pm ET got the most votes.  Gretchen made a lot of thank yous to people & said they doubled their viewership.  Daniele apologized for the other side of the table [ED & Bunky] & said she doesn't think she could do HC again w/ ED.  Kaysar said it is a train wreck.  Daniele made a dig at Team Christ.  Bunky now did a lot of the thank yous that Gretchen did.  Gretchen said there will be so many changed to next season.

& that's that.  Another season has come to an end.  We will be here until then talking about all the other shows & then go full force into BB10 on July 13^th.

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