An hour later, still a douche.

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It was just Todd this time.  Kelly said he wins the Reward of not just the fiercest competitor but the cutest winner.  Todd thanked her.  Regis said they had to buy Todd a shirt.  Todd said they pulled him off the stage last night, put him in a car, brought him to the airport, he landed in New Jersey this morning, his luggage wasn't there, they bought him a shirt cuz he just got here.  Kelly said hey, he has a million dollars now.  Todd said he couldn't be happier.  Regis said did he say his luggage wasn't there, welcome to the club.  Regis said a funny thing about this whole thing is   he is a flight attendant.  Todd said exactly, he knows how it goes.  Usually it's his ?? [I have no idea what he said here] that he brings on but it has all the liquid & he has to check it.

Regis asked where he is from originally & Todd said Pleasant Grove Utah.  A small little place but it's home.  Kelly would think being a flight attendant would be the perfect training ground to win at this game cuz he has to deal w/ so many people all the time. Sometimes they're angry, exhausted, emotional & you have to negotiate through your job & that would help you on an island.  Todd said exactly.  You have to basically give these people what they want & make them happy even if you are not in a good mood.  You have to put on a smile & I figured put me in the jungle for 39 days, I can make people think things about me.

Regis asked what was China like.  Todd said it was unbelievable, what a gorgeous place.  He never actually thought he would see China & he got there & this place is such full of culture & history & then he got thrown in the jungle & saw that for quite awhile.  Regis said there's a jungle in China huh?  Todd said where he was did & it was all muddy.  Regis said they have to make it as hard as they can for them.  Todd said & it was tough.

Kelly said he got to have dinner at the Great Wall.  Todd said he was chosen to go on a Reward at the Great wall & that was probably in the Top 7 greatest experiences in his life.  They got to spend the night out there & it was just the 3 of them & was unbelievable.  Regis asked what they had for dinner.  Todd said it was called a "hot pot".  It was a bowl & all this raw food & they had no idea what to do w/ it so they started putting it in the water & it was boiling & they started eating it & some of them got sick cuz it was raw meat but it was good.  Regis said it sounds bad, very ugly.  Todd said any food was good food at the time.  Kelly said cuz you're starving to death.  Todd said he lost 27 pounds.  Kelly said that is the ultimate diet plan getting lost in the jungle.  Todd said he gained 35 back in 10 days.  Kelly asked what was the first thing he ate.  Todd said the 1^st thing he got was 4 Snickers bars dipped in peanut butter rolled in M&Ms.  Regis said that will make you sick.  Todd said then he ate an entire can of Pringles.  He ate a pizza & a bowl of ice cream all in one night.

Regis said they are saying he is one of the best players ever to play this game.  Todd said being called that is an honor to him.  He has been watching since he was 15 so to be told he is one of the best players in unreal.  Kelly said but he is like one of these terrific manipulators but everybody loves him.  [Not everyone.]  Todd said for some reason he guesses it is the fact he said I'm a flight attendant & they just thought he's Todd & he's little & it worked to his advantage in so many ways.  Kelly said maybe cuz he wasn't such a physical threat.  Todd said exactly & they had so many muscles & had people who are fast & w/ crazy careers & he is like Hi, how you doing.  It worked for him.  Kelly asked if he ever served anyone.  Todd said he tried to make everybody happy.  Someone was negative a lot & he would be like let's go have fun & they were like I hate everybody.  But he loved her.

Regis asked what he won?  Todd said he got a million dollars.  Regis asked if they took the taxes out of that.  Todd said no he has a check that said 1 zero, zero, zero so he is going to have to figure that out cuz he doesn't want to go to jail.  Kelly said you need to get a good accountant to figure out the taxes.  Todd said they just handed a 22-year-old a million dollars. 

Kelly asked if he is still going to be a flight attendant & Todd said no.  He actually had to quit to do the show cuz he wasn't allowed to tell anyone what he was doing & his job wasn't going to let him take 8 weeks off just because.  Regis said this is going to change his whole life.  Todd said he has wanted this for so long & this experience has been unbelievable.  It was his favorite show & to be on his favorite show is literally a dream come true.  [That always annoys the shit out of me when kids think it is somehow a bigger deal cuz they have "wanted it their whole life".  Like the idiots on American Idol that say that.  So what?  Like it isn't a 40-something's dream that has watched since the premiere either idiot.]  Kelly said maybe a career in television.  Todd said you never know. 

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