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Chicken Little Brooke continues to think the sky is falling while Colie sluts it up in Thailand.
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They get to Thailand & Brooke calls her Mom. Jenn is now friendly w/ Stephen so we know where that is going to go. W/ just 1 episode to go, is there time for her to do Davis & Tyrie too? Colie & Jenn get topless in the pool. Alex wishes Colie would cover up as Stephen admires Jenn's tatas. Brooke goes for a walk in the water w/ Davis & worries about getting stung by a jellyfish. So of course it allegedly happens & she makes Davis carry her to shore. Since she saw it on ‘Friends', she wants people to pee on her. I am sure it isn't the 1st time this has been done to any of the girl's in this cast. Alex & Colie are the only takers & are happy to pee on her. Of course she had to have been totally faking cuz she was fine & not reacting like someone who really got stung. & just like her ankle, she was walking on it & everything no problem. I don't know if it is just her being a drama queen, wants camera time or she is just a nutjob who really thinks this stuff happens to her.
Colie is a drunken idiot the whole trip & snaps at the waiter about how long it is taking for their stuff to come. Alex tells her she can't talk to people like that. He leaves & Colie whines to Brooke about him & Brooke says he's a jerk. That night they party on the beach & participate in a firewalk. Colie sees a group of 6 guys so of course she has to go over to them. She makes out w/ one of them & then takes him to her room & fucks him while the other 2 girls that share that room are stuck waiting outside & listening. They just wanted to go to bed & are sick of Colie always doing guys in their room.
The next morning they all go scuba diving & Alex tells Colie they all heard her last night. While getting scuba instructions the looks on Brooke's face of disgust were hysterical. But she did eventually get in & she was bitten by a shark or anything.
Colie gets drunk & obnoxious again. She falls out of the truck they were riding in to go to an elephant ride. Afterwards they are all standing on some rocks in a creek or whatever & the drunk bitch falls again. She whines that she is bleeding profusely on her toe & there is really barely anything there. Next thing you know, Brooke falls too. She whines about her tailbone & everyone caters to her & that pisses off Colie cuz no one cared about her fall & she says she was hurt worse. Brooke had her hand down her bikini bottom & it looked like a finger up her ass. Just weird.
Alex tells us the more he gets to know Colie the more he dislikes her. He & Colie bicker but you can barely understand the drunk ass girl. She says something about maybe the real things come out when she is drunk. Alex said yeah, dumber & slower. She said then she is on his pace. Tyrie said she is trying to pick a fight w/ him & that is the dumbest thing you could do.
They go to a party for their last night there & Colie hooks back up w/ the same guys & brings the same guy [I think] home to fuck again. Brooke thinks Colie isn't happy unless she is getting attention. Pot... kettle. They all go on a boatride & Brooke pukes in a bag.
Next week is the one-hour finale. Jenn said they watched 2 guys have sex & couldn't look away. Davis cries that he wants to be straight so I am wondering if he cheated on his boyfriend. Jenn & Stephen fool around.
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