5.8.07: Spit Don't Swallow PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Jax   
Wednesday, 09 May 2007

I think that was probably hard for some of the sluts on this show.  We got 2 episodes this week.  Danny & Davis face off & then the girls are chosen for the Inferno.

 

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Davis said he wanted to go in & didn't want Alton to replace him.  Dan has been thinking about his Mom & blames himself for going to do the Real World while his Mom was sick & she died while he was away. 

The challenge was "Reversible Climbing Wall".  They pair up in guy/ girl teams & have to climb up a 40-foot wall w/ the guy on one side & the girl on the other & they would kick the pegs through the holes to each other to get up the wall & then get their flag & go back down.  The guy & girl w/ the best time would win a bike & the quickest guys get the lifeshield.  1 Bad Ass girl has to sit out & that was Aneesa.  1 Good Girl had to go twice & I have no idea how they got to Colie the loser but she was chosen.   I think cuz it is Davis he chose to go w/ her.

Colie paired up w/ Alton first against Tonya & Abram.  Tonya & Abram finished first w/ 6:44.  Colie DQs her team by dropping the flag.  So that adds another 20-minutes to their time.

Timmy & Susie went against Derrick & Janelle.  Janelle & Derrick got 9:20 while the others got 11:52. 

Cara & Ace beat Kenny & Jenn w/ 11:34.  Jenn DQd her team by falling off.

John & Paula beat Danny & Ev w/ 6:44 & the losers got 9:49. 

Davis & Colie go last by themselves & finished w/ 9:16.  The Good Guys average time is 10:23 while the Bad Asses was 8:38 so they win the 10 grand & even the banks at $30,000.  Tonya & Abram supposedly beat Paula & Jenn even thought I could have sworn the graphic said they both had 6:44.  TJ said they beat them by a second.  So they got the bikes & Abram & John have the lifeshields.

Davis & Danny walk into the Pit & Abram said he left it up to Danny & he said he wanted it so he stays in.  John said new guy has to pay his dues & leaves him in.  Danny looked like a psycho & had his Mom's name written on his cheek.  The challenge was called "Watch your Back".  It was a big game of Tag where there were ladders on either side of a platform & 1 guy started up top & the other on the ground & they ran like in a huge habitrail & had to catch up to the other & the one to do it 2 out of 3 wins.  Danny is just too roided up or whatever.  He couldn't run fast & was breathing heavy.  Davis easily caught him 2 times in a row.  So Danny is thankfully eliminated.  The Bad Asses are down 2 guys & only have 3 left.

 

The next episode began w/ Jenn thinking she would get voted in every time & little tough girl claims she is fine w/ that.  Tonya tells us she can't stand Susie cuz Susie had said "what's that smell" & then asked if it was Tonya's perfume & said she smelled like a stripper... but in a good way.  Tonya is such a ho-bag that I can totally see her wearing WAY too much nasty perfume & am once again 100% behind Susie.  Tonya goes all bitch-fest on Susie & I cracked up when Susie said there are people dying all over the world.  So Natasha.  Susie tells us she thinks Tonya is bi-polar.  No.  Just a camera & real-life whore.  She puts on this bitch act to get more camera time that's all.  Tonya goes off to whine to Ev about it & is so pathetic claiming she doesn't care but she is obsessing on Susie & it is all she can talk about & gets madder & madder while Susie can just laugh about it.

The challenge was called "Grape Smash".  It was total I Love Lucy.  They had to smash grapes & then use only their mouth to transport the juice to fill as many bottles as they could in a half hour.  They had to wear Speedo bathing suits & if they refuse to they can't participate.  I was shocked that Ace, Alton & Timmy pussied out.  Alton blamed it on being hung like a horse & it wouldn't contain him but come on.  Wasn't he showing it off all the time in Vegas?  They really lost a lot of my respect.  & it wasn't even the tiny speedo but shorts.

So the Bad Asses dominated cuz they were now up 2 people.  Tonya even took the time during the challenge to stop & point at the other team & laugh at them.  I so hate this chick.  Kenny made me laugh cuz at one point he was picking Abram up & body slamming him on the grapes to smash them.  The BA's filled 15 bottles to the GG's 5.  Total ass kicking.  Timmy said his only regret was pissing off his team.  & boy was Colie pissed.

Tonya wants to go against Susie.  Susie knows she is going in cuz they really hate her but she thinks Tonya is trying to get her to pick her to go in & she doesn't want to give Tonya what she wants.  John thinks Aneesa holds her team back so they are not going to pick her.  Over at the BA's there is no discussion as it is Susie period.

The GG's pick Jenn.  We then see a clip of Susie in deliberation that this will leave Aneesa to fuck up the missions through another week.  Tonya was pissed not to be chosen & whined it wasn't fair for Jenn to be chosen again even though the hypocrites picked the same person too.  The BA's do officially pick Susie.  Jenn claims she is fine going in but Tonya says she wants it & brags about how cool it would be to replace her after winning the Lifeshield like it would be this huge ratings moment or something.

While Tonya is getting herself all pissed off & whining about Susie, Susie, Cara & Colie are having fun playing a game I would love to play ‘I Hate Tonya Because..."  Susie said cuz she is a slut.  Cara said cuz her voice is so scratchy.  Susie said cuz ever 5 seconds she is in a new sexual position.  Colie said cuz she is more evil than Tonya Harding.  Susie said cuz she called her a fucking bitch that morning.  Cara said cuz she thinks she's a Playmate & she's not [but Cara is].  Susie said cuz she tries to get involved in her life when she's not invited.  Tonya claims she will make Susie's life hell till she cries & goes home.  Honey you don't need to do anything.  You do that just by breathing.

Next week the challenge is called "Steady as you Go" & they have to walk on stilts.  Colie cries & yells at Alton.

 

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