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Colie sluts her way through 3 guys in 3 days.
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Colie tells us she is a "serial dater". In my world the term is "slut". She is now talking to some dude named Justin. Colie tells us she won't hook up w/ Alex again. Then she hooks up w/ Adam again. She wants him to sleep over but maybe he doesn't want to risk the AIDS by going any further so he goes home. Alex comes home drunk so Colie jumps on him. She tells us she is horny so she will hook up w/ him. She spends the night in his bed but tells us Bill Clinton says oral sex isn't sex & she lives her life by that.
The next morning Davis asked Alex went happened & he said she just gave him head. He says he doesn't want to go any farther cuz he thinks she would get emotionally involved & her feelings would intensify.
Davis' sister called him & they don't really talk so he was surprised. She tells him that she & their Mom are flying in for a visit. Davis reads an email he got from his Mom to Alex & it is all about religion & being gay & so on.
Today is the day that they find out where they go on their vacation. Brooke hopes for someplace tropical. But it is Thailand. Everyone acts excited. My only thought it how perfect for the sluts in that house. I wonder if they can make some money while they are there or are they too old?
Alex tells Colie he told the roommates what they did cuz they thought they had sex. Colie was mad about it & I don't get it. Honey, you are a total slut & it doesn't matter if people know specifics cuz nothing can change how nasty you are. She is ugly & her voice is so obnoxious. She reminds me of Warren on ‘There's Something About Mary'. Franks & beans! Colie whines to Brooke that she just doesn't want to sleep alone & has had abandonment issues since she was little. She tells us she has feelings for Alex but has stuck a fork in it & is done.
So Colie hooks up w/ that Justin guy. Didn't she just have mono for the 2nd fricking time just a day ago? She kisses him & is just all up on him in front of everyone hoping to make Alex jealous. She has him stay so she can Lewinsky him or whatever they did & Brooke tells us she doesn't like hearing other people have sex. Didn't we hear her say that the last time Colie fucked some dude in their room?
Davis picked up his Mom & sister & they had a nice visit. She bought him a digital camera for his Bday & then he ditches them so he can get drunk & stupid & kiss a bunch of chicks. He told her he would call her at 9am but then he was so wasted he passed out naked at the computer. He finally calls at 11:30 & she gives him hell & does the old Mom trick by saying she was disappointed in him.
Next week they go to Thailand & Colie gets sloppy drunk as usual & hooks up w/ Alex again.
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