The new season kicks off & someone is kicked off the first night for hitting someone.

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This time they are in South Africa & are divided into the Good Guys & Bad Asses.  The Good Guys are Ace, Alton, Cara, Colie, Davis, John, Paula, Rachel, Susie & Timmy.  The Bad Asses are Abram, Aneesa, CT, Danny, Ev, Janelle, Jenn, Kenny, Tonya & Tyrie.  There will be team & individual challenges & an Inferno every other challenge where they will alternate guys & girls.  After each team has nominated someone from the other team to go into The Inferno there will be an individual challenge where they can win the Lifeshield & save themselves.  There are 15 challenges total & each win banks your team 10 grand.  So the people left at the end would win $150,000 & if you count the prizes along the way it is more like $400,000.

Timmy was happy Alton was there cuz he doesn't know ½ his team.  He knows Susie though as they used to be engaged.  Cara & Susie have another alliance.  Tonya is married but claims to still be a wild child.  Ev said she & Danny have patched things up.  Ev is proven this episode to be quite the cocky snatch.  CT is his typical dick self.  He must have a little dick as he is always trying to prove how manly he is.  He wrestles w/ Kenny & even as Kenny's face is turning red & has tapped out a bunch of times CT won't let go.  But CT comes away the chump w/ a bloody nose & he throws a tantrum.  I would love to see him & Abram kill each other.  Talk about 2 losers.  I think MTV is 100% liable for any harm these 2 assholes inflict on anyone else.  They have proven to be bullies who can't control themselves so if they hurt someone MTV or BMP should have to pay damages.

Next thing we see is Davis crying in the bathroom & John consoling him.  I still love John.  He always is the one guy to stand up for the little guy.  Davis has a black eye.  Which bully hit him?  CT.  Apparently a drunk stupid CT asked Davis if he could take a punch & Davis said he could so CT clocked him.  I was happy to see Davis' RW roommate Tyrie confront CT.  CT was sleeping it off & just kind of mumbled stuff & I have no idea what he was saying.  I just heard him say the word "gay".  Tyrie told him he has to control himself.

John closes the blinds to try to give Davis some privacy & Davis asked John if he can be alone.  A producer comes in & tells CT he has to leave now.  CT whines on & on to the camera & I hope that is the last we have to ever see that loser but BMP likes to give these assholes tons of airtime so I know I won't get my wish.

TJ arrives to tell everyone the #1 rule is no physical violence so CT is gone.  A replacement is on the way.  The Bas hope for Evan, Wes or Derrick.  They got their wish & Derrick shows up.  Davis tells him that he is the reason he is there.

They head to their first challenge called "Unbraided".  The team will be hung 30-feet in the air by a bunch of ropes that are braided together & they have to unravel themselves & once they are free from all the other ropes they can release their harness & drop into the water.  If they drop too early they are DQ'd.  Colie's harness releases & she blames others for stepping on it.  The BAs call for a DQ but the GGs continue cuz they believe the rule is that they can't drop into the water.  So the others hold her up but eventually Davis' harness is undone & he & Colie drop so the team is DQ'd.

The BAs just have to complete it & can take as long as they want.  If they DQ too then both teams will try again.  But they don't & they win the $10,000.

The teams go to their rooms to deliberate on which guy from the opposing team should go to the Inferno.  The GG say Abe is the BA leader.  The BA's say Alton is the leader for GG.  Danny suggests the pussy way out & put in Davis.  He said or John but I don't know why that is an easy win.  Tyrie & Jenn both defended their RW roomie & said he just got hit in the face.  The GGs do put in the strongest guy & pick the abuser Abe.  BA's take the pussy route & pick Davis.  Alton agrees w/ me & says that is a weak move when Abe has been challenging him the whole time.

The next challenge is called "Ladder Race".  They have to take an aluminum ladder & put it against a building & climb up to the first window & then climb in & then pull the ladder up & then hang it above them to climb up again & eventually get to the top, 40-feet, then pull the ladder up & use it as a ladder to get to the next building & then work their way back down.  If they fall or drop the ladder then their penalty is that person has the slowest time [15-minutes] plus 2 minutes.  The quickest guy & girl get a 20" LCD TV.  The 2 fastest guys for each team get the lifeshield.

Danny takes on Timmy & Timmy falls off right at the end.  Aneesa went against Cara & both girls sucked hard & couldn't get done in the 15 minutes.  John beat Kenny but both completed it.  Tonya beat Susie but she finished as well.  Davis took on Tyrie & Tyrie dropped his ladder.  Janelle beat Paula.  Ace went against Derrick & Ace fell.  No surprise that Jenn & Colie both sucked & couldn't get done in time.  The main event was Abram versus Alton.  Abram just beat him.  Ev beat Rachel & bragged how this proves she's the girl to beat.  Whatevs. 

The Bad Asses won w/ a time of 77:08 to GGs 106:33.  So BA bank is now $20,000.  Abe & Ev won the TVs.  Abe also got the lifeshield w/ his time of 1:57.  Alton got the other one w/ 2:09.

At the Inferno Alton stepped up & replaced Davis.  Abram chose Tyrie to replace him saying that he thinks he will cause problems for him later.  We have to wait till next week to find out who won.

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