Surreal Life: Dirty Laundry--Omarosa vs Janice (again!)

This week brought us to the week before the finale of the Surreal Life. The cast is in front of Miss Sally, trying to hold on when their name comes up. Unfortunately for some of the cast, they aren't even mentioned! Bronson is seen as "real"... as is Jose and Caprice. (I guess Real=Boring). Of course, then it's time for the truly dysfunctional of the bunch.

Janice Dickenson just can't keep her mouth shut save her life. For a "PTA MOM" that wants to not embarrass her kids, she certainly doesn't help the problem. I do love her in a way, and I liked her candor on America's Next Top Model, but on the Surreal Life, she just comes off as crass and loud. Bending over in a short golf skirt, getting it on at a strip club and flashing the bird every chance she got, Janice isn't even close to being a class act. Janice revealed that she had a horrible childhood (didn't most messed-up stars?) and that people have "no idea" what she's gone though. Whatever, honey. You're a grown up now and you need to stand up straight.

On the other side of the stage sat Omarosa, self-proclaimed reality "*itch". In front of a live audience she seemed for the first time nervous, and I was so waiting for Sally to expose her as, I don't know, a man?? Sigh..not to be. The big "reveal" is that Omarosa is really a "scripted" reality star, faking most of her gigs. She says she's writing a thesis on reality TV (that got a giant laugh) and this was her "way to make a living"... Uh, ok. Yelling that Janice is a crack addict every 3 seconds doesn't make you a GOOD "bad" reality star, it just makes you pathetic.

The "Dirty Laundry" segment was over before it really got into anything good. Poor Peppa and the rest of the cast, are just left as background wallpaper. Everyone stomps off the stage and goes in to dinner. All but Janice who's hurt no one talks to her. She flounces off to bed. Caprice gets all weepy, telling Bronson that this is "real for her!!" wah, wah. Everyone else seems to want to just get the hell out of there.

Next week brings the finale and it looks pretty wild. Janice trys to jump out the kitchen window and Omarosa refuses to apologize to her. I personally want Janice to sue Miss O so that we can see the two of them diva it out in court.

By the way, Omarosa has one hell of an agent. She's on this show, "Reality TV Show" on MTV as a judge--and I also saw her on "Battle of The Reality Stars" on BRAVO. I guess being a snotty, stuck up witch pays off in Hollywood.



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