Surreal Life: Premiere Show: House Big enough for all the Boobs?

For fans of the past two Surreal Life shows, it has to be a great relief that VH1 picked it up. For me, it's way easier to find than on UPN, and we all know VH1 repeats it's episodes over and over. This way you can catch all the madness you missed the first time around.


The cast for SL3 is just about as varied as you can get. We have the never-aging Charo (I swear she looks exactly the same as she did in the '70's on the Love Boat), Ryan Starr (young enough to not know much about anything), Flava-Flave (those teeth! That hat!), Dave whats-his name from "Full House" (I shall always call him Joey), The New Kid Jordan (who knew he'd be the angry Vanilla Ice character?) and of course, the center piece of it all...the amazingly HUGE Brigitte Neilson.


The meet and greet of the first show is always pretty tame but this time Brigette whapped rapper Flava in the face with her clutch purse and made an instant bond with the man. (I think he likes them mean). She then proceeded to drink the entire bar (Tirshell anyone?) and trip over boxes Jordan had used to barricade himself into his bedroom. (Don't ask).


There's one overwhelming theme that keeps popping up in your face on this show and that is chests. Charo has a nice set of tah-tah's herself and doesn't mind Coochie-cooing them all over the place. Brigitte however, out does just about everyone ever in reality TV history by not only sticking them out there, but going around topless 90% of the time. I guess if she wasn't so damn tall and Amazon-like it would be ok--now, you sit there wondering who's head or eye she's going to take out.


The gal that's going to be the one to watch though is the one with the most covered chest (she's worn 9 layers of clothes as far as I can tell)--Ryan Starr. Ryan was an American Idol number ONE runner-up. I personally don't watch that show much but do remember I thought of her as a Liv Tyler look alike. Anyway, she's already losing it because she doesn't want to "sleep with the boys" or watch strippers at their table. All of this while the rest of ladies in the cast can't wait to shake what God Gave Them. I can see a morality lesson coming!!!!


By the way...guess who seems the most sane and intelligent of the bunch? Believe it or not, Flava-Flave, who not only knows his stuff but is pretty insightful as well. He's no boob. (But he sure wants some of Brigittes!)