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Posted by: simonsdrum on Aug 20, 2003 - 01:02 PM
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I have to be the first to admit that I was having serious doubts this week on writing this recap. I couldn't bear to watch another hour of 2-minute date montages and then vote for one of them to marry Lisa Shannon, the girl with beauty, brains and two best friends helping her along. Even Lil Schwartzenegger and his entertaining yet creepy dates weren't enough for me not to have doubts. But who knew that if you throw in a few kids, McFaddencrest calling LaBitch a "*****" on live TV and Lil Schwartzenegger still "just not getting it", you have the makings of one damn fine hour of brainless television.
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I also have to be the first to admit that I didn't vote for Lil Schwartzenegger last week. I really thought America was feeling the same way I was. The first few weeks of him were great, funny, weird, creepy and just plain wrong. Seeing his forlorn face tonight though amongst the other performing monkeys, I was feeling quite sad for him. He looked defeated. He looked like he just lost the heart of Lisa and the votes of the California residents. But then Lisa strutted out in yet another skirt no more than 3 inches below her crotch and I screamed, "ENOUGH ALREADY!!" We get it! Lisa has great legs! And she has an amazing assistant applying some miracle bronzer. So with that, I make a solemn promise to not vote for Lil S if Lisa will strut out wearing something a former 'FAME' contestant worn on that crappy reality show. And don't get me started on the three amigos wearing the tube tops. Was it Daisy Duke/Dukes of Hazzard theme night?
But I'm not here to write about fashion. I'm here to write about an amazing feat. America witnessed McFaddencrest's head growing three sizes larger on live television by getting his first major round of applause to start off the show. Introductions are made, monkeys are rolled out, Lisa legs are featured and we see a montage of all the monkeys living in a big beach house. It's clear that they all hate each other but what I find fascinating is that they all hate Hunk. Are they jealous of his stunning good looks and charming personality? Are they secretly attractive to him? Or are they seeing a side of Hunk that we as horny Americans just can't see yet? Who cares because it's time to kick to the curb the biggest loser of the night. The three duds who received the lowest number of votes are Renda, Paul and Evan. LaBitch, B.K. and Lisa's looks of total disbelief make me laugh since we and they all know that these three will at one point be eliminated. Labitch and B.K. are making their acting debut when asked who, out of the three would they vote off. "Don't make us do it I Love You!" In the end, they both choose Renda. But sadly for Lisa, and kudos for me in the writing department, it is Playwright Paul. Another round of disbelief looks, a quick hug from Lisa legs and Paul is out the door. The world can only wait and wonder whether we will ever see that Broadway play he was writing. Probably not.
McFaddencrest finally asks Lisa her thoughts on the vote. She is shocked and asks, "what America was thinking." Labitch and B.K. exclaimed they are there for Lisa and to help her find a husband. Labitch screams, "We are with you, America." Well, apparently not, because America is there to make an otherwise boring reality show into a hilarious one to watch. A little lesson for Labitch. Sure, we hope Lisa finds happiness; we hope she finds a husband. But we like to watch her go out on awkward dates. It makes us laugh. It';s kind of like when someone trips or falls. We don't want to laugh and we hope they are okay, but we are definitely laughing at them when they do it.
In addition to the Dukes of Hazzard theme in fashion, tonight's theme for the dates is to find out how well each guy will fair as a father. So the Cupid producers shuttled in various kids of ages and sizes and have the guy create a date that involves them and Lisa. At this moment, I'm trying to decide who gets torture more. The kids having to pretend they like total strangers on dates or me watching it.
The youngest and most likely to be mistaken on the street for Ricky Martin is up first, Domenic. This should be easy for him since he's the closest in age to the kids. Domenic finally confesses that he is not ready to have kids. He wants to get married and then maybe in a couple of years, have a few. Hey, that's an honest and okay answer. Who wants kids right away in a marriage anyway? After Domenic draws and paints with the kids, it's time for Lisa to enter and share the magic. Did anyone beside me notice that as soon as Lisa walked into the room with the kids she seemed to be experiencing a panic attack? She looked horrified. I was surprised that at one point when a little girl asked if she would like some glitter in her hair respond by giving the munchkin a back slap of the hand. This is a woman who's ready and wanting to have kids? I see a woman who wants to be that mother who likes to say she has kids then dumps them on the nanny so she can get her legs bronzed.
With the small lack of discipline that Domenic displays, the date seemed to be okay. But Labitch and B.K. disagree with me. Doesn't matter though since I'm part of the voting process and this moment just confirmed a vote for Domenic. After trashing him for not wanting kids, he is lead back to the herd of performing monkeys. Next up is Smarmy Evan.
Everyone likes this guy and so I take my hat off for him. That is if I was wearing one. He's a player, plain and simple and if Labitch, B.K. and Lisa took their minds off their Crest whitestrips long enough, they would see it too. But he comes across squeaky clean again tonight by playing a karate instructor. He teaches the kids a few moves that were all emulating from Ralph Maccheio, cracks a few jokes and then Lisa enters to join the fun. I'm warning every one now that I will be putting in as many sarcastic references to Lisa's interaction with the kids as I can. Again, she's wearing the looks to kill. But this time it is a little confusing, is she pissed off at hanging around the kids or wearing that headband and karate suit. Sorry Lisa, you can't do karate in a skirt. Ever the gentlemen, Evan sneaks a few kisses in front of the kids. Yep, he makes a great dad.
Obnoxious Joe takes a crack at fatherhood next. You have to hand it to Joe. No matter what kind of date he goes on, be it a foot pedicure, a tour of homes, a gondola ride, an afternoon of kids, he manages to get the chance to pretend he and Lisa are married. His date consists of getting the little rugrats to pretend they are a family with Lisa. He renames all the kids, gives one of them a roll of cash because as Joe would say, you have to have a roll to date the ladies. Wink Wink. The fun part of the date begins when Lisa comes and realizes that she has to actually touch one of the kids while playing pretend family. The kids all exclaimed that Joe would make a great dad and Jane would make a great mother. Who's Jane, you ask. She's the woman standing off to the side directing the kids to be nice to Lisa. Labitch and B.K. have money issues but they like Joe. They are still reeling from the fact that Playwright Paul got the boot instead of Lil Schwartzenegger. They can't understand why he's still here. But a look at his date next should tell them why.
Not even one of those Sally Struthers "United Children's Fund" commercials is as sad to watch as Lil Schwartzenegger's kids date. Lil S tells the kids that he needs their help to get him to kiss Lisa. They reluctantly agree. In the meantime, they put on a puppet show of Lil S and Lisa's first date. It's as stiff and creepy as the real one. One tall kid with glasses stands off to the side thinking to himself that his producer dad didn' pay him enough money for this. But it gets worse when Lisa arrives. Finally Lisa looks a tad comfortable. It's probably because she doesn't have to look at the kids as they put on their Lisa and Lil S first date puppet show. After the show, Lil S and Lisa play a cheap version of Simon says. It's to get Lisa to kiss Lil S. Lisa screams,"CHILD ABUSE! CHILD ABUSE!" And she's right. The kids have to witness this scene. Lisa gives Lil S the kind of kiss you give your cranky old aunt with the huge mole near her lip with one long thick hair growing out of it. My sadness for Lil S is massive. I'm beginning to wonder if I should plea for America to vote him off. Nope. Folks, Lil S just doesn't get it. Even after feuding with Labitch on stage to the point that McFaddencrest finally steps in and calls Labitch a complete *****, Lil S still thinks that he has a chance with Lisa. He doesn't have to worry because he should have enough votes to get that chance next week.
Renda the poet steps up to the plate of Daddy Day Care. His creative and feminine side finally pays off for him as he gets the kids to paint. They paint on paper; they paint on him. Finally, a group of kids you don't feel sorry for. They appear to be having a good time and are quite comfortable with Renda until Lisa enters the room. But as per the producers orders and 5 dollar bill each of them received, the kids are all friendly with Lisa. The date goes over well. Labitch tells Renda that his free spirit really came through on this date but the one bad thing going for him is stability. She's worried about it. No surprise here since I'm sure Renda is worried about his stability too. But I'm starting to warm to Renda and his street hustler ways so I hope he sticks around next week.
Asian Tower is next up. For his date, he decides to let the kids give the orders since according to Ken, "in a marriage, you give orders". Where this concept came from, I don't know, nor do I want to know or care. What I want to know is which director or producer does that kid Shaun belong to? He looked like he was having way too much fun yelling and screaming at everybody. Was he imitating his own dad or just the product of when you watch too many Sally Jesse Raphael shows. But back to Asian Tower and with date, gives America the fall guy to vote off for next week instead of Lil Swartzenegger.
Last in date, first in looks is Hunk. I have to go easy on the Hunk. My sister and I got into a little debate about it. She couldn';t understand why I find Hunk so dreamy. I couldn't understand why she couldn't see that twinkle that Hunk has. Of course, I lost all credibility in my argument when I used the word twinkle. So it's a quick recap of Hunk's date as in ode to my sis. Hunk tries to teach the kids a foreign language so they can say something to Lisa. The kids who are there by force and want to have some fun think this idea sucks. So do I. And finally, so does Hunk. He brings Lisa in and decides to just talk to the kids. The rolling of Lisa's eyes gives us a clue as to what she is thinking of this idea but she doesn't care since she only has eyes for Hunk. Being the grand mother she wants to be, she gives a few glares to the kids and the date comes to an end. The three amigos love Hunk. Audience loves Hunk. My sister could care for Hunk.
After commercial break, a quick recap of the dates and the phone numbers for each guy. Labitch and B.K. get in their few jabs of insult for the guy they want to vote off. Of course, Labitch screams for Lil S. But B.K. wants Asian Tower to kick it. Her wish is my command and I vote a few times for Lil S to stay and head to bed.
Until next week.
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