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Posted by: simonsdrum on Aug 06, 2003 - 12:29 PM
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Are the Cupid producers on to us, the American public? Do they know the power of Lil Swartzenegger’s entertainment value to set up a date where he breaks into an Austrian Chaka Khan love song? Who cares?!?!!! Lil Swartzenegger lives on another week to profess his love for Lisa and I get laughs galore.
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Cupid is the show that knows a thing or two about relationships. When you want to get out of one, you want the dumping to be quick and painless. And that’s just what Cupid did with the voting.
Bryan McFayden who got a new haircut in honor of his god, Ryan Seacrest, brings the two performing monkeys who received the lowest votes out to the stage.
Asian Tower and Rob
I feel a bit sorry for these two. Well, maybe just for Asian Tower. I couldn’t come up with any jokes in my recap last week for Rob and I can’t come up with any now so the sympathy for Rob is just not there. But, who cares?!?!!! Rob is gone and Lil Swartzenegger is sticking around.
Maybe I’m evil. Maybe I’m bitter for wanting to subject Lisa (in a new push up bra and new layer of bleach on her teeth) to Lil Swartzenegger and his antics. But what can you say about a girl who is suppose to find love with one of these dudes, marry them and stay marry for a year to get a million dollars, turns to the guy that just got “the shaft” that she’s going to hold him to a golf game? Hey Lisa, would your TV husband like you to date the first loser from the show? But I digress. There are 9 guys left and this time around, each one of them will take Lisa out on a hobby date to show Lisa what they enjoy doing. In other words, these guys are going to take Lisa out on dates to show her hobbies they think she would like them to be doing. If my instincts are correct, most of these guy’s hobbies probably consist of some beer, some burping and perhaps some baseball.
Obnoxious Joe is first up and by golly I was right!!! OB Joe’s hobby is driving around and looking at real estate?? Hmmm. I love to tour homes that I will never live in nor could afford. But Lisa seems to like it and she liked the date. Even Labitch and Bitter Kim adore OB Joe. Go figure.
Evan is up next and he takes Lisa ice skating. For a guy who supposedly lists ice skating as a hobby, why was he sitting on the ice half the time? There is something fishy about this guy but I just can’t seem to put my finger on it. However, Lisa is all over him. She loves him, Labitch loves him and even bitter Kim loves him. Good reviews all around for Evan that he is shocked when asked to speak. He says that he thought he was going to be racked over the coals by B.K. that he even made a voodoo doll for her. Wait! There’s my finger. A voodoo doll?!?! I thought only psycho hose beasts made those. My ex-roommate made at least four.
Renda, whose hobby is writing poetry, takes Lisa out for a day of it. I know what everyone is thinking. “Didn’t Renda attempt to make money last week for a date by becoming the “Afro poet?” Yes, folks, we are once again forced to listen to the senseless jabberings in rhyme form of a street bum. But, this time it’s different. This time, we and Lisa get lessons on how to write it. And to honor us with our new found hatred of poetry, Renda and Lisa release their poems attached to balloons for all to see. I have a poem for Renda:
Oh Slingshot, Oh Slingshot
Do not fail thee
Pop those poetry balloons
And I will be filled with glee
Hey it’s a work in progress. But I am filled with glee because Cupid comes back from commercial and it’s the date I have been waiting for. Lil Swartzenegger! He wants to take Lisa out on a date to show her what he used to do for fun in his native country – skittle. No, it’s not the candy, it’s bowling. Lil Swartzenegger is ever the gentlemen and shows Lisa how to bowl. With the way he was teaching her, you would think Lil Swartzenegger was on a secret spy mission and the pins were the mortal enemies. In reality, the pins are his enemies because they have more brains than he does. After a few choice games of skittle, Lil Swartzenegger decides it’s time to break out and present a song for Lisa.
“When I first saw you”
“It was Love”
Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan,
Oh Chaka Khan let me rock you Chaka Khan
There was only one thing on Lisa’s mind during Lil Swartzenegger’s One Hit Wonder. “I could have had a restraining order put out on him in the time it took him to sing this.”
But Lil Swartzenegger’s days are certainly not numbered. After all the ribbing he gets from Labitch, B.K. and even McFaydencrest, Lisa says that they are being rude and asks Lil Swartzenegger to try a little harder next time getting to know her instead of professing his undying, yet creepy love.
Before the commercial break, McFaydencrest gives America a poll to answer on Match.com.
What is the most important quality in seeking a mate for a loving relationship?
a. Honesty
b. Love
c. Compatibility
d. Creepy Love
From Lil Swartzenegger to Hunk. Hunk takes Lisa fishing. He tells her he’s been fishing all his life. Finally, a guy with an actual hobby that he actually does. But who cares?!?!!! It’s Hunk. Hunk and Lisa fish, they talk, have fun, sling fish blood all around and after all that fish loving fun, Hunk just gives Lisa a hug. He’s simple, He’s sweet and if Lisa ends up marrying this guy, my universe as I know it will crumble all around me. But I digress once again. Labitch and B.K. love him. They want to see more action though. Lisa jumps at the chance and gets Hunk to kiss her right there on stage, live on television. Now if she can just get him to take his shirt off…..
Scott, a professed movie geek takes Lisa to a studio lot to have a movie picnic. He has food that is tied to all her favorite movies. A watermelon for Dirty Dancing. Strawberries and champagne for Pretty Woman. Deli meats for When Harry Met Sally. A birthday cake for Sixteen Candles, blah blah blah. This date’s so boring I’m beginning to think Scott and Asian Tower would be a better match for each other because they both have their boredom in common. But wait. Scott jazzes things up a bit by asking Lisa, “who’s the guy who taught you how to kiss right?” What kind of question is that? The guy who taught me how to kiss right was Shawn Cassidy. He was soft, gentle and in iron on transfer form on my pillow.
Scott doesn’t stop there. He tells Lisa that someone who kisses well is usually a good indicator of how they are in bed. Shawn must have had loved how I kissed since he slept with me for years. All in all, Scott doesn’t get the kiss he was practically begging for so he’ll be getting “the shaft” fairly soon.
It’s Asian Tower’s turn to make a comeback from the chopping block. He takes Lisa to play volleyball. Once again Lisa is bored. LaBitch and B.K. are bored. America is bored. Even the volleyball is bored. It seems that Ken can’t get a break. But Lisa thinks there is something there so she hopes he sticks around awhile. Not if I have my vote. Lil Swartzenegger’s needs Asian Tower, OB Joe and Scott to go before he’s out of the running. Don’t you want to see what he has planned for next week?
When you think of a struggling playwright; what do you think is his hobby? Watching Broadway shows? Dancing? Attending poetry night with Renda? If you guess riding horses than you are correct. Playwright Paul takes Lisa riding. They saddle up and hit the open range. They talk of love, horses and life. Wait, that wasn’t it. Paul talks about the possibility of his play making a commercial run and how he would love to share that with somebody. I think what he wants to share is Lisa’s money with investors for his play. Another pawn to kick it before Lil Swartzenegger.
Last but not least, it’s Domenic. He wants to show Lisa that he is a man. So he takes her to a bar to make drinks. Making drinks is Jailbait’s hobby? I think the real hobby comes after the girl has a few drinks. But who cares?!?!! Jailbait is a hottie who has Labitch lusting after him like a dog in heat. B.K. thinks he’s sweet and super cute but not ready to get married. Lisa basically says “who cares! Look at him!”
Back from commercial and the guys tell us who they want to vote off next week. All the guys have a different opinion this week instead of the universal vote Lil Swartzenegger. Even the guys know that they can’t compete with him. His creepy love will surely live on until next week. I voted at least 10 times!
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